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August 2009

Christmas in Autumn 2009 - yes folks, Derek Hewitt has changed the name of the Angeles Bahay Bata Center "Christmas in August" to "Christmas in Autumn" but it remains the same charity with the same very important mission. The venue has changed as well. Instead of the Roadhouse it will be at Kokomo's Restaurant which offers a lot more space than the Roadhouse. Mark 23 Aug (Sunday) on your calendars and join us at 12 noon for a fun afternoon of entertainment, raffles, and good food. The event is the the first of two major fund raisers for the Bahay Center and the funds raised go a long way to helping the Center meet its monthly operating cost of P250,000. The Center houses and educates young boys taken from the streets of Angeles City. Boys who did not have a future are housed and educated at the Center. An on site school provides education from grade one through grade six and then sends the children to high schools off site. At the completion of High School, depending on availability of funds, those who qualify go on to a college education at Foundation expense. Over the years many of you have supported the Center and this fund raiser and hopefully, that support will continue on 23 Aug - see you there.

I will have to put this column to bed on 25 Jul because I am leaving for Guam on the 26th with the family. After procrastinating for so many years I am finally getting my adopted son his interview for US citizenship. You know, if we had a biological son it is easy to get him registered at the US Embassy here, get his citizenship and passport, no problem, a piece of cake. But, hey, adopted, no way. A two year waiting period after adoption is required and then go through a lot of paperwork to get an appointment for an interview in Guam as he has to be on US soil to be considered. Funny, I always thought any US Embassy was considered US soil when one enters it. I can't understand why the US must have a rule requiring adopted kids to travel to the US or US territory to be interviewed. Being required to wait two years to be considered should be enough to be interviewed by the Embassy. It is just one of those frustrating governmental requirements we have to live with but man, it is a damn expensive requirement. Hopefully, everything will work out OK but I have heard of folks making it all the way to the interview and then being turned down for lack of a document or some rule only the folks in Homeland Security knew about. I will have my fingers crossed that all goes well. Will let you know.

Last month I talked to a couple of people that told me they wanted to retire and be able to live a good life like me in the Philippines. Ah come on now, I don't have it that good. I just lead a simple life with a good wife that takes good care of me. I must admit that in no way would I be able to be as comfortable in the States with my limited retirement income as I am here. There is a comfort zone in not having a mortgage to pay, no credit card bills to pay, no need to stringently live by a monthly budget, enjoy affordable entertainment, and be able to visit bars with loads of friendly ladies to talk to. Of course there are some negatives in living in a foreign country but I do not have time to list them here as it is time for me to call downstairs for someone to make me a sandwich and a drink and deliver it upstairs to my office. Then I have to eat and afterwards take a nap so I have enough energy for some barhopping tonight. I cannot imagine why anyone would like to retire here and live like me. The picture taken of me working hard while visiting the Rhapsody Bar on Fields Ave is just an example of how difficult it is to adjust to life here. But wait, for those of you who are seriously thinking about retirement in the Philippines I would suggest you look into the retirement programs offered by the Philippine Retirement Authority. Right now the Philippine Government is promoting retirement and they are making it easy to accomplish. If you are at least 50 years of age, receiving a pension of at least $800 a month and can deposit $10,000 in a Philippine bank in the form of a CD and leave it there for the duration of your visa then you can obtain, quite easily, a Philippine retirement visa. It is the way to go and if interested I recommend you contact Alex W. Stevenson who is an accredited Marketer for the Philippine Retirement Authority. He can provide all the information you need and can assist you from beginning to end. It does not take all that long to accomplish. His Email address is: aws447@gmail.com. He lives in Carmenville Subdivision, mobile phone: 0918-613-6267. So, get ready to retire and join me in the good life, I like good company.

THE MAIL BAG

U.S. President Obama is very concerned that his supreme court nominee must have "empathy". I wonder where his "empathy" is for our active duty soldiers and retirees. The following message was forwarded to me by Dave Baker - read and form your own opinion.

Harry - For those who do not know Dave Borden he is a former Black & Decker employee who lives in Hanover. His son Dave Jr was serving in Iraq and was badly injured from a bomb explosion. Dave Jr has had over 38 surgeries to date. The email below is from a recent visit from President Obama, the email speaks for its self.

Bryan McDaniel
Product Service Division
DEWALT, Porter-Cable, Delta
p: 410.847.9294f: 410.847.9348
bryan.mcdaniel@dewalt.com

Since Dave Jr. has been injured he has met and been overwhelmed by many, many political and military "celebs". The list includes Bob Gates, Sec. of Defense, who came into his room and told him 3 or 4 times that if Dave Jr. had any issues to call his cell phone number. It includes Gen. Petereus who sat and talked with Dave Jr. for almost 45 minutes. The General recalled vividly all of the circumstances around the events that led to fighting that Dave was involved in. It includes Sen. McCain who arrived late on a Saturday afternoon during a thunder storm, unannounced, and talked to Dave Jr. about how similar their experiences with fate were. It includes George Bush when Dave Jr. was invited to attend the very last Christmas party at the White House for the White House Staff. President Bush and his wife entered the ballroom and immediately went to Dave Jr.. President Bush knew Dave Jr.'s name as well as when and how he was injured. Dave Jr. had a picture taken with Laura and the President that he has framed and will cherish forever. The list goes on and on of people coming in to meet Dave Jr. and the other wounded warriors at Walter Reed and Bethesda.

Yesterday, Dave Jr. was ordered to be at the National Naval Hospital with another 12 soldiers and Marines to meet with Obama. Obama was supposed to arrive at 11:30 AM. He finally got there at 3:00 PM. He entered the room with the wounded warriors and quickly shook each of their hands. He never asked their names, where they were from, or how they were injured. Then he left. Dave Jr. has met the people who really care about the military. All he remembers from Obama is a weak handshake. The others in the room, younger and less exposed to the people that Dave Jr. has met, were so disappointed. Word about Obama's "insensitive" visit has spread to the MATC ( the rehab facility) at Walter Reed and throughout Bethesda. The military sees through his phoniness. All I can say is that it is such a disappointment that this man is Commander-In-Chief of our Armed Forces. He is an embarrassment to our Nation." Regards, Dave

Harry,

I just wanted to congratulate you on what a fine news letter you put out each month. I recently discovered your site after surfing the web about Subic Bay and Clark Air Base. I was stationed in Okinawa, Japan at Kadena Air Force Base from 1980-1981. While stationed there I had the privilege of spending some time in Angeles while deployed at Clark Air force base on maneuvers. I have such great memories of that place and the people. I always wondered what it would be like to live there. Well through your Monthly News letter now I know. Harry, it looks like you have been "Living the dream". Congratulations and keep up the good work. Dave, From Philadelphia, PA, U.S.A. (Thanks Dave. You know, sometimes it takes a letter from someone like you to remind me of how fortunate I really am. Yes, I guess I have been living a "dream" for many years now and at times have taken that for granted. I could never live the life style in the States that I enjoy here. I would never have met so many different people over the years and I doubt that I would have as many friends as I have here. I never would have been able to reach out to so many wonderful people through my column and I am sure there would never have been a "harry the horse" if I had stayed in the States after retirement. Maybe I would have never met up with my stable mate, Priscilla, if I had not returned to the PI and I would have missed out on the perfect wife. I never would have been able to do my charity work each December and my Santa Claus duties would have never materialized. I never would have lived through the Mt. Pinatubo eruption and then watched this town I love so much rise from the ashes to what it is today. It ain't all perfect, that is for sure, but it is the town I never want to leave. Dave, forgive me for such a long answer to your letter, but it hit a soft spot in my heart. Thank you for reminding me of the "dream" I never want to wake up from)

Hi Harry

Just a note with reference to last month's newsletter about the tourist police in Alona beach, Bohol. I spent 3 nights there on a planned vacation earlier this month and stayed at the Paragayo resort opposite the police outpost mentioned last May on this site. I passed by to commend the officers who were mentioned by your writer and met PO1 Daniel Algen and also Insp. Junnel Caadlawon who is very pro-active in assisting the visitors to the area and who holds a degree in community policing from the US Dept of Justice. Lack of funds rather than lack of integrity or commitment seem to be the main issue as is the case elsewhere in RP. Insp Caadlawon is trying to develop an emergency paramedic response unit to assist tourists in distress and welcomes visitors' input.

If any of your readers are planning to travel to Bohol please feel free to pass by the outpost and drop in for a chat. My impression of the PNP on the island is that they are aware of the value and importance of tourism to the province and truly wish their visitors to enjoy a safe and friendly environment.

I visited The Powder Keg bar and restaurant which was also featured in your previous newsletter and I can recommend their full breakfast. Regards Nigel Graham

Hi Harry,

Good Day ( in our culture we say AL-SALAMU ALIKUM ) we say this for everybody which mean peace for you. In July edition, I read the following:

Obama is a Muslim, and by Muslim law , he would not be allowed to bring his wife into the countries that accept Sharia Law." Just thought it was interesting that the Arabs at Blockbuster's accept the idea that we're being led by a Muslim who follows the Islamic creed. They also said that's the reason he bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia . It was a signal to the Muslim world. Apparently this is a fabricated story, who ever wrote it he know nothing about Islam, FYI -

1- Muslim can married non muslim girl (not forbidden)
2- Non muslim can go & live in Saudi Arabia (milions of Filipno men/women live in Saudi)
3- Muslim never allowed to bow for anybody even the King, (bowing is Japanes/English) culture not muslim.
4- Islam is a religon/faith not race (you can not know the muslim by his name)
Best Regards, Aly Ibraheem (Thanks for the input Aly. How easy is it for a muslim girl to marry a non-muslim man? Bowing is not part of American culture either, guess somebody forgot to tell Obama).

Hello Mr. horse, i always enjoy reading you monthly column, and i want to let you know about the "events" in club Atlantis this last 4th of July. No, its not about the great dance contest, that might have happened inside, but about their bullshit. for months, they made commercials for this event, so i thought it would be nice to attend with some mates. to our surprise, suddenly there was a hefty 500 p. entrance fee at the front door. Nothing about a entrance fee was mentioned for the months of promoting this event, and it would also not include a free beer, or anything. In fact, not even a seat! As we asked, where will we be seated, the answer from the pretty lady was that this would not include a seat, "standing only". a seat would cost "only" 1000p.! Again, nothing of this was ever mentioned in any of their flyers, or other commercials. This is not about being cheap charlies. if you want an entrance fee, say it. but a thousand for a fuckin seat on the third floor is a bit on the heavy side. We were glad that there are more and more nice cozy bars further down the road, without inflated prices, and where the girls really put on a nice show, which we enjoyed much more, and where it was good fun to drink off the saved "entrance tourist trap fee". Regards, and all the best, bob (I was not aware of this event at the Atlantis and can imagine your surprise at being charged P500 at the door and then the absurdity of asking for P1,000 for a seat. Personally, I cannot think of any type of show put on by the Atlantis that would be worth putting out P1,500 for. Too bad you did not make it to the Dog House annual Pool Party at the ABC Hotel. Gerard and company know how to organize a good show. For P750 you had a hell of a lot of ladies in bikinis representing various bars belonging to the Dog House and it was fun to watch the ladies cavorting in the pool. The dance contest gave you a very good view of the ladies and their attributes. There was great food and plentiful drinks available at no extra charge. The live band put on some great music and it had to be the best event in town on the 4th. I regret your disappointment but maybe the next time the Atlantis folks can be a bit more specific in their advertising.)

Harry,

I was happy for the fellow who wrote in your July 2009 newsletter that things went well for him when he took his 10 year old adopted son in for a Nonimmigrant Visa Application (DS-156). Like him, I have an adopted daughter, eight years old. Like him, I applied for and received an appointment (N600-k) in Guam ($340 non refundable). Like him I applied for and received an appointment at the US Embassy for a Nonimmigrant Visa Application so my daughter could attend her appointment with Homeland Security in Guam. Like him, I accompanied my daughter to the US Embassy for a 7:45 am appointment. At 10:15 we were assigned a young American woman for the interview (please, don’t anyone ever complain to me again about Filipinos not being on time for an appointment!). I went up to the window with my daughter, handed the woman the visa application and our two passports and said pleasantly, “Hello, I am here to apply for a visa for my daughter to attend a N600-k hearing with Homeland Security in Guam.” Her reply, in a voice dripping with contempt, “Just because you say she is your daughter does not mean she is!” I was taken aback; of course, I had a manila envelope under my arm, about an inch thick with all kinds of documentation. I could only think to say, as she already had the passports, “Please note our family name on the passports is the same.” Her sarcastic reply, “That doesn’t prove anything!” Well the interview went downhill from there. I told her that I would appeal her rejection of the visa application and she replied that if I appealed she would have me charged with “child trafficking”. Does anyone recall their high school civics class, that there is a US Constitutional right to petition the government for a redress of grievances. In other words, this embassy employee threatened me that if I exercised my Constitutional right, she would vindictively have me charged with a heinous felony. I foolishly had already purchased non refundable round trip tickets on Northwest to Guam, arriving early one morning and leaving the same day after the interview. Adding up all the costs I forfeited well over $1,000.00. Regards, William M. (After reading the comments from William I expressed my displeasure at how he was treated. What make's it worse is that I have heard many negative comments about how Americans are treated at these visa interviews. Imagine, it cost over $300 to submit the paperwork to Guam for an appointment and a great deal of paperwork is submitted with the application. If one gets that appointment, it should be nearly automatic to get a visa to make that scheduled appointment. Instead, you have to face an American with a negative, pre-conceived opinion that appears determined to deny that visa. All too often they are rude and offer no reason for the denial. Following are additional comments from William)

Harry, you are exactly right. the interview with Homeland Security in Guam is the one to determine if my adoption qualifies under the Law, not a 3 min interview by an untrained embassy employee. I just don't know what to do.

In the past, I had another situation, my previous wife's niece (Chinese) was denied a student visa although she had a full scholarship to Texas Women's University, had top TOEFL (English language test) scores, etc. I wrote to my congressman, he inquired of the embassy, they told him it was because the niece was 33 years old (she was 17) had been rejected for a visa before (she had never applied before) etc. Apparently they had crossed files somewhere. When I wrote to him again to complain, the embassy wrote him back that they had corrected the error but she was still denied. Other than that the congressman would do nothing. They said it was because "they did not have sufficient reason to believe she would return to china after receiving her degree in the usa". Well what evidence can any 17 year old give?

Pls publish my situation, at least it will alert others. I need to go thru this process for Renel (my 13 year old adopted son) but this time I will wait to get his visa approved prior to paying the cash for the Homeland Security interview. I had thought, from talking with Jim Boyd, that once one had a scheduled interview with Homeland Security, the visa was almost automatic! ("almost" William but regretfully, obviously not a sure thing. I would welcome comments from any other readers who have been treated negatively at the US Embassy when going through any type of visa interviews).

Dear Harry,

As you may be aware, I was recently involved in a legal wrangle with my partner over the ownership of Coyote Ugly Bar. The owner, KG, refused to repay the money that I had invested, and his relatives had taken over the bar that I was a 50% partner in, I engaged the services of attorney Raenan Malig of Angeles City. I know how lawyers can over charge their clients so I told him that I would pay him on a 'per session' basis, so that I wouldn't run up a large bill. He advised me to take action against K G for 'Estafa', and for his representation, he would charge me 70,000 PHP. I told him that I couldn’t afford that much, and instead asked him to write a demand letter to the owner, (which he ignored) for the monies owed. This he did, and charged me 2,000PHP for the letter, which I paid there and then and received a receipt to that effect. The second meeting was for a reminder letter to K G (which was also ignored) for which I was charged a similar 2,000PHP and received a receipt to that effect also. After several weeks passed without any success, I managed to come to an arrangement with Ken on my own initiative. I asked Attorney Malig to 'witness' the signing of a contract which I personally drew up after coming to a verbal agreement with K G. For this I was charged 3,000PHP. In total, I paid Attorney Malig 7,000PHP which was for 2 letters and a 'witnessing', and that was the end of the matter. Or so I thought.

After K.G. still refused to honour that agreement, I sought the assistance of another lawyer based outside the Philippines who threatened Ken with criminal charges for Estafa. This also cost me further expense. Following the intervention of my second lawyer, I eventually received 50% of the monies that K.G owed, and some weeks ago was fortunate to receive a further deposit from him. There is still an outstanding amount owed by K.G. in the hundreds of thousands PHP (only!). I am still awaiting payment for the final amount.

Here comes the twist. I received a text message from Attorney Malig requesting 12,000PHP as a 'consideration fee'! I politely asked him why? He explained that that was what 'foreigners' usually do when a case was settled. I pointed out to Attorney Malig that the case was not settled, and that progress with the case was only spurred by my own contract which I had drawn up personally and persuaded K.G. to settle, and further assisted by the instruction to another lawyer. Remember, this had not gone to court, and I had not paid any acceptance fee to attorney Malig. Attorney Malig then threatened me with various options at his disposal (all illegal I might add). He went on to say that he had friends in the Immigration Department and could make all kinds of problems for me if I didn't pay his 'consideration fee'. Three months later he made a catalogue of threats against me, to my wife when she went to collect original documents from his office, which he had refused to send to me. So that's another consideration to any foreigners using the services of lawyers here in Philippines.......Regards, Rockin Dave, Rockindave@midnightrock.eu (Dave, it appears that your problems go on and on. I do not know this Attorney Malig and it looks like I have no desire to ever use him. I suggested that you use Attorney Duro but you informed me that he was the one that prepared a previous contract between you and K.G and that he could not represent you further in that it would be a conflict of interest. That is too bad because I am sure you would have been satisfied with the services of Duro. I often wonder why it appears that so many Filipino's have "friends" in the Immigration Department. Every time a Filipino gets pissed off at a foreigner for one reason or another they all seem to say "I will report you to Immigration and get you deported, I have contacts there" or if not Immigration then they will call General so and so, their contact in the NBI, PNP or the military. I am so disappointed that Mrs Horse does not have any relatives or friends in influential positions. I wonder if the President of the Tricycle Association would have any "juice". Dave, I think you need to stick to making music and stay out of the bar business. Good luck) - The contact number for Attorney Duro is: 624-0844 or 0915-214-9599 Email: rp_duro6428@yahoo.com.ph

Harry, I Talked to a guy a few days ago with a Philippina wife. They had lived in Baguio. He was approached by a Real Estate agent when they lived there to buy a residential lot. Such a deal . $ 5K only. He was hot for the deal . His wife and her family advised against it. Was assured by a lawyer that all was honest. Received all the necessary documents, etc., in two names , etc. Paid the money. Then the " real owner " showed up saying he owned the lot. The lawyer went into hiding. He threatened to kill the Real Estate lady. She had him arrested. The PNP laughed and said you got fucked. He wanted the lawyer arrested . More laughter. His wife's family advised him to let it go. Essentially, contracts mean nothing in the PI. Nothing you can do. Lawyers are fucking pimps, etc. That's that. He is lucky he did not buy shares in the Arizona hotel or other PI " resorts ". (Not all lawyers are "pimps" but you do have to be careful who you hire. This person is not alone in falling into the "real estate scam" and it can be a well oiled con that works all too often. Too bad this foreigner did not listen to his wife and her family. Also, no matter how mad you get at a Filipino, do not threaten to kill him or her, at least not publicly where there are witnesses. When buying real estate here you must use utmost care to make sure the property has clear title and that no money is passed on until proper clearances are obtained. I believe that this foreigner was a bit "too hot" for a deal but he was scammed and be careful folks, it could happen to you)

Hello Harry, I have been reading some back issues of your monthly newsletters and came across several articles of interest. You spoke highly of Cliff Corey. Cliff was a co-worker of mine at 13th AF back in 91. He was working customs immigration at the time. I know he was having issues with his wife at the time and thought he dumped her for good. Well we were all evacuated and I ended up at Nellis where I retired in 97. During this time I met all the old timers at the food court. Obrien and Bill, both have passed on. I understand Joe Green went Balikbayan, he probably has visions of getting his old job back at Clark as merchandise control checker - smile.

(Joe Green is now the official girl watcher at the SM Clark. No matter which day I go to SM I usually see Joe there sitting at his favorite McDonalds table or walking around. To prove my point, I have included a picture I took of him at SM on 11 Jul 09) I did become aware of Cliff’s ordeal and found out he won his appeal. You mentioned he may have settled in Utah. I am real happy he won the appeal, however doing hard time is still tough for any one that is innocent. (Cliff is still remembered by all the old timers still here in AC and we all hope he is enjoying his life now) Speaking of set up’s not sure how much fact or fiction is being published in the luzoncorruption website. You could shed some light on that. Any one reading this website would be crazy to visit Angeles. (60% of that site is fabrication, unfounded rumors and false allegations but that 40% of truth really hits home. It is hard to determine truth from fiction if you are not living here. Bottom line, do not let this web site put you off about visiting or living here. Most of what they write about will not affect the average tourist or expat) Again, we left in 91 so much has probably changed. I only recognized my tax man Vince Bruno in the pic you took at the food court in Jan. Next time you are in town let me know, we will bet on some horses in the race book. How did you get the nickname Harry the Horse? I probably have met you at one time back in the 80’s. After all I did 3 hardship tours at Clark. OK got to run for now. TGIF, Zac (So many people have asked me how I got my name. I have no logical answer to that question. Way back when I put out the BANCOOM magazine for the military club system in Bangkok, Thailand I wrote a gossip column titled "from the Horse's Mouth". When I started that column here in Angeles City for the local TV guide, I just picked the name "Harry" out of the air to maintain a degree of anonymity which lasted about a year. I think it was Peter O'Donnell, an expat here, who first guessed who "Harry" really was).

Hey folks, bear with me. I know the following article is a bit long but I thought the information was worth passing on. Since many of the readers of this column, for sure, have laptops or netbooks and no doubt have access to free Wifi the info contained below might be useful to you. I am not all that computer literate but this did get me to thinking that I better be careful of how I use my laptop. If it is too long for you, then just skip it. I'd like to thank Mike Casey for taking the time to send it on to me and giving me a chance to share it with the readers of this column.

Harry, Thanks For your newsletter. Reference the free WIFI in the SM Clark Mall - WARNING: By Corey O'Donnell, Posted on ZDNet News: 4 Oct 2006.

Commentary ---- We all love the convenience of Wi-Fi to stay connected anywhere our laptops take us. In fact, you may be reading this article on your wireless-enabled laptop now. But just as the availability of Wi-Fi services proliferate, so does the number of hackers ready to take advantage of unsuspecting road warriors. Now, in addition to long check-in and security lines, the uninformed have one more thing to be anxious about at the airport--identity thieves.

Research shows that free wireless public networks located in airports and other public places are ripe for exploitation by hackers. Launch a freely available network stumbler and you will quickly see far more advertised WiFi spots than are sanctioned by the airport and its tenants-these are typically consumers' computers attempting to connect. The ability to set up fake "free" WiFi hotspots in public places and potentially use them to steal sensitive data, such as online banking passwords or personal information, is alarmingly easy to do. In fact, hacker Web sites provide instructions on how such frauds can be accomplished. What most users do not know is that systems like Windows XP automatically prompt the user to accept or decline connections to available wireless networks. Naturally, most users will choose to connect to the 'Free WiFi' access point, which may unknowingly connect them to a hacker's computer--a computer-to-computer connection--rather than a direct connection to the airport's official wireless access hub. To make matters worse, the SSID's (network names) of wireless networks you've joined before are saved on your system. Your PC will automatically log on to any network with that saved name. So if a hacker offers a name familiar to you, he's just created a clear path to fraud.

Users who connect to these "free" networks are at great risk of experiencing a "channeling" attack. "Channeling" is a common practice used by hackers and identity thieves to conduct man-in-the-middle attacks, with the objective of stealing user names, passwords, and other sensitive data transmitted by the user. The practice is disturbingly simple to carry out: By setting up an unauthorized access point in an airport lounge, hackers can easily trap passwords and other information without the user's knowledge.

With a large number of Windows XP devices configured to connect automatically to ad-hoc networks, it is possible that a purpose-built 'WiFi worm' could be used by criminals to infect laptops as they pass through highly-trafficked WiFi hotspots, such as airports. This trend will undoubtedly raise concerns among security administrators, as it is highly likely, given the large percentage of non-updated computers, that these road warriors will bring these infections back to the office with them, or infect other wireless users in their travels. What can you do? Here are some basic tips for protecting yourself in public WiFi environments:

• Before connecting to a network, look around and locate a sign that advertises the network you are connecting to and verify that the network name (SSID) you are connecting to is a legitimate service.
• Shut off your wireless card if you're not planning to connect to the Web or another machine. It will protect you from intrusion and save your battery life.
• Beware of the information you share in public locations. Even seemingly innocuous logins to Web-mail accounts could give hackers access to get into your more important data, since most people utilize the same password with a few variants for almost all online activities.
• Utilize a VPN whenever possible to encrypt your data, and stronger tools if you need to conduct secure transactions.
• Turn off shared folders. If you join a malicious network, a hacker could easily load a malicious spyware agent to follow you even after you leave the public location.
• Run a comprehensive security suite and keep it up to date to prevent spyware and viruses.


If you're a Windows user:

• In the Advanced settings of Wireless Network Connection properties ("Advanced" button on "Wireless Networks" tab), choose "Access Point (infrastructure) networks only". The default is "Any available network" and this is not safe.
• Turn off "Automatic Connection" to preferred networks in the Wireless Network Connection properties so your network reads "On Demand". This will prevent your computer connecting to unsafe networks that have the same name as your home or office network.


If you're a Mac user:

• In Network Preferences, choose By Default, join "Preferred Networks" and edit your preferred network SSID's to include only trusted sources.
• Click "Options," and ensure "Ask before joining an open network" is selected. Check the "Require Administrator Password to change networks" box, and deselect the option to automatically add new networks to the preferred list.

By setting up open access points, criminals get you to step willingly onto their turf, putting your sensitive data and everyone you connect to at risk. But if we continue to play it safe and smart, we can stay one step ahead of them and enjoy all the comforts of a secure WiFi world.

biography - Corey O'Donnell is vice president of Marketing at Authentium, the leading developer of security software-as-a-service technologies. For more information visit Authentium. Thanks Harry, Mike Casey USA

A follow up comment from a reader on Cebu Pacific - oh but they do offer refunds Harry. They offer refund by phone and also by email. They pretend it will take 60 days to effect the refund. In reality they never actually pay. It is a case of them just waiting for you to give up. Its effective. I gave up, and they lose me as a customer forever. For your interest just google "cebu pacific refund"............Wow!!! there are a huge amount of people out there waiting (in vain) for refunds. And I agree with you - I would like to hang the CEO out to dry. The only way to get even with this croc company is to spread the Bad word.

Ernie

Harry, thought you might publish this as many are concerned about Providers for the Philippines. Just received the following yesterday. I know many have complained that they can't find Providers via net. This works and gives it all, Ray Williams

Mr. Williams, Thank you for contacting the TRICARE Area Office Pacific. You can access the Philippine certified provider listing directly by using the following link: http://www.tricare.mil/tma/pacific/pacificcertifiedproviders.aspx If you are still having trouble accessing the list, please contact me.

Thank you.
Christopher Chapman, Regional-CSR-BCAC-DCAO, TRICARE Area Office-Pacific, COMM: 011-81-611-743-2036, 1-888-777-8343 Option 4, COMM Fax: 011-81-611-743-2037, Chris.Chapman@med.navy.mil (TRICARE is a medical insurance system used by American military retirees and their dependents living in the Philippines. It is necessary for users to know who are the authorized providers in the Philippines so many thanks to Ray for his research into this area).

The following information was sent to me by Ronald S. Winkley. It is long but many folks coming here also visit Bangkok so I think it is an important scam to be aware of. In a way, I hate to pass it on because some Filipino bent cops in Manila might read this and try to copy the system. Some of the procedures used in this scam remind me of what used to take place in Angeles City when the cops used to set up foreigners.

From the BBC - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/ - Tourists warned of Thailand airport scam

Bangkok's showcase new international airport is no stranger to controversy. Built between 2002 and 2006, under the governments of then-Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra, the opening date was repeatedly delayed. It has been dogged by allegations of corruption, as well as criticism of the design and poor quality of construction. Then, at the end of last year, the airport was shut down for a week after being occupied by anti-government protesters. Now new allegations have been made that a number of passengers are being detained every month in the duty free area on suspicion of shoplifting, and then held by the police until they pay large sums of money to buy their freedom. That is what happened to Stephen Ingram and Xi Lin, two IT experts from Cambridge, as they were about to board their flight to London on the night of 25 April this year. They had been browsing in the duty free shop at the airport, and were later approached by security guards, who twice asked to search their bags. They were told a wallet had gone missing, and that Ms Lin had been seen on a security camera taking it out of the shop. The company that owns the duty free shop, King Power, has since put the CCTV video on its website, which does appear to show her putting something in her bag. However the security guards found no wallet on either of them. Despite that, they were both taken from the departure gate, back through immigration, and held in an airport police office. That is when their ordeal started to become frightening. Interpreter" We were questioned in separate rooms," Mr Ingram said. "We felt really intimidated. They went through our bags and demanded that we tell them where the wallet was." The two were then put in what Mr Ingram describes as a "hot, humid, smelly cell with graffiti and blood on the walls". Mr Ingram managed to phone a Foreign Office helpline he found in a travel guide, and was told someone in the Bangkok embassy would try to help them. The next morning the two were given an interpreter, a Sri Lankan national called Tony, who works part-time for the police. They were taken by Tony to meet the local police commander - but, says Mr Ingram, for three hours all they discussed was how much money they would have to pay to get out. They were told the charge was very serious. If they did not pay, they would be transferred to the infamous Bangkok Hilton prison, and would have to wait two months for their case to be processed. Mr Ingram says they wanted £8,000 ( about $13,000) - for that the police would try to get him back to the UK in time for his mother's funeral on 28 April. But he could not arrange to get that much money transferred in time. 'Zig-zag' schemeTony then took Ms Lin to an ATM machine and told her to withdraw as much as she could from her own account - £600. He then withdrew the equivalent of £3,400 from his own account. According to Mr Ingram this was then handed over to the police, and they were both forced to sign a number of papers. Later they were allowed to move to a squalid hotel within the airport perimeter, but their passports were held and they were warned not to leave or try to contact a lawyer or their embassy. "I will be watching you," Tony told them, adding that they would have to stay there until the £8,000 was transferred into Tony's account. On the Monday they managed to sneak out and get a taxi to Bangkok, and met an official at the British Embassy. She gave the name of a Thai lawyer, and, says Mr Ingram, told them they were being subjected to a classic Thai scam called the "zig-zag". Their lawyer urged them to expose Tony - but also warned them that if they fought the case it could take months, and they risked a long prison sentence. After five days the money was transferred to Tony's account, and they were allowed to leave. Mr Ingram had missed his mother's funeral, but at least they were given a court document stating that there was insufficient evidence against them, and no charge. "It was a harrowing, stressful experience," he said. The couple say they now want to take legal action to recover their money. 'Typical' scamThe BBC has spoken to Tony and the regional police commander, Colonel Teeradej Phanuphan. They both say Tony was merely helping the couple with translation, and raising bail to keep them out of prison. Tony says about half the £8,000 was for bail, while the rest were "fees" for the bail, for his work, and for a lawyer he says he consulted on their behalf. In theory, he says, they could try to get the bail portion refunded. Colonel Teeradej says he will investigate any possible irregularities in their treatment. But he said any arrangement between the couple and Tony was a private affair, which did not involve the police. Letters of complaint to the papers here in Thailand make it clear that passengers are regularly detained at the airport for alleged shoplifting, and then made to pay middlemen to win their freedom.

The Danish Embassy says one of its nationals was recently subjected to a very similar scam, and earlier this month an Irish scientist managed to flee Thailand with her husband and one year-old son after being arrested at the airport and accused of stealing an eyeliner worth around £17. Tony told the BBC that so far this year he has "helped" about 150 foreigners in trouble with the police. He says sometimes he does it for no charge. The British Embassy has also warned passengers at Bangkok Airport to take care not to move items around in the duty free shopping area before paying for them, as this could result in arrest and imprisonment.

Cheers, RonW

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The Brass Knob will be celebrating their third year anniversary on 8 Aug 09. Happy hour prices will start at one PM until closing. Efren Reyes will make a return visit starting at six PM. Free snacks will be served throughout the day. You can bet that this will be a fun day and evening.

Time for a beer! There sure has been a lot of controversy over the Professor Henry Gates, Sgt James Crawley incident and Pres Obama's remarks. The news folks are are trying to make a big deal over Obama's comments but I have it figured out. You have to remember that Obama is half black and half white. So, his initial reaction is understandable from the black half. He was pissed! He probably told Michelle, Hey, that "MF" cop messed with my main man. What the f--k does he think he is doing. So, when it came up in the news conference he lost his cool and said the cop acted stupidly. OK, big reaction, now everyone is upset, the cops are mad, the white folks are mad and Obama is rethinking his position and brought in his white half. He probably told Michelle, "Hey Mama, I kind of messed up. I am still pissed at that cop but I better remember I am the President and can't let my true emotions get the better of me". Michelle probably said, "hell go get a cool beer and cool off". Obama - "Hey baby, that's it, white folks like to chill out over a few cold beers, so let me get those two guys together over a few beers at the White House and settle this damn thing". Hence the beer invitation from Obama. Now, the Professor probably prefers a taste of wine or a martini, but what the hell, in the interest of peace, beer will do. So a brother, a half brother and a white brother will sit down over beers and try to smoke the peace pipe and hopefully, help Obama get the press off his back for his initial reaction and comments. I think the Budweiser folks could come out with one hell of a good commercial on this one. Maybe each time Obama goes on one of those delicate negotiations with international leaders he could carry a couple of cases of "Bud" with him on Air Force One. So, man has taken one small beer step at the White House, next, the World and inebriated peace for one and all.

Notice to one and all - my son, Jason, is now a US citizen. Our trip to Guam was a success. The interview with the Immigration folks in Guam went very well. In fact, all the people we dealt with were fantastic. I do not have time to put all experiences down right now as I am still in Guam and when I get back to Angeles City it will be too close to the end of the month to pass it on to you. Instead, I will write a detailed report of what happened along with a few pictures for the Sep column. All I can say now is that those sending in applications for citizenship of their adopted children, be sure to fill out the application form correctly. When you go to Guam for the interview be advised that after your appointment in the morning, if approved, will require your child to be sworn in by a judge in the afternoon. It is a very, very special heartwarming, emotional, special event. What a wonderful memory my wife, myself, and son have brought back with us. Anyway, more details will follow next month..

Hello Sir,
I've spoke to the policeman in charge. He asked us to lodge a complaint in order to detain the suspect. We are working closely with the consulate of malaysia in order to lodge a report. The consulate had agreed to help us to lodge a report on behalf of us. We will let u know the latest development. Thanks for the information and please keep in touch. Send my regards to your wife and hotel staffs. Regards, Jeyraj Selvaraj, Malaysia. (This was an Email sent by relatives of the Malaysian that was killed and robbed last month. Regretfully, the police are no closer to solving the case then they were soon after the killing)

Let me recommend the "Puzzles Cafe" to one and all as a very fine place to go when one wants to visit a nice, simple restaurant offering a very complete menu at very affordable prices. My kind of place! The reason I mention this eatery again is that last month the Mrs and I dropped by there for lunch and I ordered the Shrimp Curry, with a bit of spice of course. Priscilla went for the breaded fish. When I started to consume my meal I discovered that the shrimp had not been peeled and even a bit of tail was still attached. This did not please me at all as I was not accustomed to eating a hot shrimp curry dish where I had to pick out the skin before swallowing. I could not finish my meal and I decided to mention this to Gina, the very beautiful manager. I did this reluctantly as I thought I might anger her but to my relief she was very nice, apologetic and asked if I wanted to change my order. I replied that it was not necessary to do so and that I enjoyed the taste of the meal very much but could not handle the shrimp. Priscilla was very pleased with her selection and the meal progressed to its end. When I asked for the bill I discovered that I was not charged for my meal and lo and behold, a take-out order of the shrimp curry was presented to me with the guarantee that the shrimp within had been peeled. It was explained that they had a new helper in the kitchen that slipped up and that owner Mike (American) had given strict orders in the past that shrimp, when used in certain dishes, must be peeled. This was because of previous complaints. I mention this because I like this restaurant and now like it even more because of the very professional manner in which Gina handled my complaint and went even further than necessary to make up for the error. I also found out that it is a bit of a cultural thing in that Filipino's like to eat shrimp with the skin and tails still attached, especially in some of their soups. Priscilla informed me that she likes the shrimp in Sinagang prepared that way, but not in a curry. So, Mike and Gina, thank you so very much for running a very professional restaurant that looks after its customers and for sure, Priscilla and I will return because the food is good and the price is right. (eh, one thing I have to mention Gina. I ate the take out you gave me for dinner, three shrimp still had some skin attached. I consumed the entire lot!)

In the 4 July issue of the Sun Star Newspaper an American, Capt. Rick Lyon (captricklyon@hotmail.com) sent a letter to the Editor titled "Trike Rip Off" and I think it deserves a reprint here: "When I saw in the paper that Mayor Blueboy (Nepocuceno) had put a fare matrix for trikes, I thought it was a wonderful idea. But you try and get it, nearly impossible. The other night I tried to catch a trike from Fields Ave ...asked how much ...P100 ... I said I'm going 1.8 Kilometers, the matrix fare would be P40. I was informed they don't do it ... So I walked off and asked another trike, he said P80. I said the Mayor has a matrix of P20 for 1st kilometer, P20 for the second and P10 for every other kilometer. The driver then informed the mayor had no control over Fields Avenue trikes ... Marlim Mansions trike terminal, minimum fare P50. I told them the matrix, they said, catch a jeep. These rogues are out of control, also not one trike had the matrix posted inside their trike. Maybe it's time Mayor Blueboy went down and kicked some trike drivers' butt. And also issue P500 or P600 fines for no matrix display and issue a very strong warning. Also, a complaint phone number on every terminal would be a good idea. (Hey Rick baby, I hate to tell you this buddy, but this has been an issue for the entire 28 years I have lived in Angeles City. You can't just blame old Blueboy, absolutely NO Mayor or Barangay Captain has ever had the balls, blue or otherwise, to bring the tricycles in the entertainment zone under any kind of control. We old timers had a good laugh when the City Government came up with another Matrix campaign. It is not the first time and won't be the last. You have to live with reality, the trike drivers will charge whatever they can get away with, not just on Fields Ave, but all the way along Perimeter Road up to Friendship, the bus terminal in Dau, Marlim, the whole of Angeles City. You have to ask the price first, then negotiate the price lower. You can't argue with them too much otherwise you will find yourself surrounded by trike drivers and threatened with physical violence. It is true that they all say they have a minimum fare of P50 and they get away with it. I have heard that outside of Angeles City, Dau and Mabalacat trike fares are a bit more reasonable but life is different here. The trike drivers feel that they cannot support a family on the fares required by the matrix so they ignore it and City officials condone their actions as they do nothing to change things. Rick, just suck it up, have fun with the trike drivers and negotiate the lowest price you can get. They do not mind negotiating as long as it is done in a friendly manner. One thing I do wish for though. Since they get away with ripping off their passengers, you would think that they could build larger cabs so the foreigners they cater to would fit in more comfortably. Also, the City officials should require that ALL tricycles be required to use mufflers so that they do not make so much noise).

On Saturday, 6 Jun, 1030 PM I received a call that for the first time since the Clubs stopped paying off the JoJo Group members of the City Vice Squad entered the Atlantis Club for a look around. Am happy to report that no problems were encountered which is a pleasant change. What is bothersome is that I keep hearing whispers that some Clubs are still paying monthly "considerations" to the JoJo Group. That is too bad, if indeed it is true. But, if some club owners are still stupid enough to pay these characters even when the Mayor has said not to pay any form of extortion to any person or group, then what the hell, its their money.

Upon visiting the Thi-Hi recently I was told by Mr. Derry that some customers reported to him that I had spelled his name incorrectly. Regretfully, I did, and no doubt had done so before. I think every time I write his name I spell it differently. So, for one and all, it is spelled DERRY, so tell the old fart I admitted my error publicly and will tolerate public abuse for my mistake. I did mention that many people think that the majority of the Thi-Hi customers are 40 years old and above. It is true. It is a gathering place for us "senior citizens" who are quite comfortable with the music, the friendly ladies, some of whom are pushing that 40 year old threshold themselves. This was being discussed with some fellow senior friends one night when I was in the Thi-Hi and found that we were 60 plus years old. In fact, I am 71, Colin 72 and Phillip 64 years old. By golly, right then and there we decided to form a very informal senior citizen Thi-Hi fan club. Colin is the President, I am vice-president and Phillip is the secretary. To be a member you must be 60 years of age and older. We plan to accomplish nothing at all other than to be loyal fans of the Thi-Hi. Now we are thinking of teaching some of the ladies employed there CPR and making sure they have the emergency number necessary to call an ambulance when necessary. If any of you reading this happen to be at least 60 years old and would like to be a member then leave your name, age and tel. number with Josie and she can pass it on to our secretary, Phillip (or send me an Email). There are no dues, no activities, no politics and no sex, well, there are exceptions. If we grow in numbers an oatmeal eating contest is planned for some time in the future. See, there is life after 60!

Last month Daddy Dez, manager at the Cold Drop, found himself in the hospital with a very severe ulcer problem. There were stories of his dropping a bit of blood from his mouth and butt and the situation was quite serious. Presently, he is at home, still in a bit of a mess, but on the road to recovery, although a bit slowly. Being in hospital does incur a bit of an expense and some of the lads put on a fund raiser and "get well" get together at the Ponderosa that resulted in P50,000 being raised. Des was able to attend but it was obvious that it was a struggle for him to get to the function. Des wanted to pass on his thanks for all the lads that supported the event. Special thanks go out to John Davies for the food supplied and to the RSL Philippines and Ponderosa Hotel management for their efforts in organizing the event and hosting it. It was a great day with lots of food, drink, story telling and good comradeship. Des entered the hospital with ruptured ulcers and required a transfusion of six pints of blood. It was a hell of an ordeal and he is still quite "crook" (meaning still pretty sick) but he really wanted one and all to know how grateful he was and that it really perked up his morale. I wanted to attend to take a few pictures and wish Des well but I had to attend a scheduled Hotel and Restaurant Association of Pampanga (HARP) board meeting so I missed out on all the food. All of Des' many friends wish him a speedy recovery, he is one of the good guys.

Be careful when using any of the massage parlors on Fields Ave, especially those located within the CDC stalls on the left hand side of the street. One example would be the Ambisyosa located opposite the Mirage. Make sure you ascertain the costs and time for the massages offered. One client thought he was getting a massage for one hour at a certain price and found that he ended up with only a 30 minute massage. The client who felt that he was cheated said they told him "the massage was for one hour. that's where the scam happens. the lady giving the massage will say 45 minutes then stop after 30 mins. charge you for an hour then claim it was half hour and split the money with cashier. that's how i see it". When I went to the Ambisyosa I was quoted the price and time for both a foot massage and full massage so I could not detect any deception. Maybe, when the Client complained to the owner the next day after the incident they became more careful in keeping customers accurately informed of their costs. So, use due care folks, know specifically what is offered and charged in any so called massage parlor located in those CDC stalls.

Over the years that I have been writing this column I try to warn men that all the women here are not the gentle, sweet, loving jewels that you think they are. One must use due care in dealing with some of them. There is one area that I must remind one and all to be aware of. When you have moved a lady into your apartment or house after knowing her for only a very short time, be very careful when the time comes that you find you have taken in a whacko. Now you have to be very careful, especially if you have put the lease for the apartment or house in your ladies name. Recently, one American lad who met a lady on line and thought he had met his dream girl found out he had run into a nightmare. For various reasons he found that his little darling was no longer a suitable mate. He told her that she had to pack up and move out. She was quite upset about this and acted accordingly. She did start to pack her belongings but then went ballistic, went into the bathroom and threatened suicide. This is a normal routine for these ladies and the American should have just said, OK, go for it and left the apartment. No, my man becomes very concerned and consoles the lady and eventually, she departs the apartment. Guess what, the next day she shows up with the police from Station Four and they inform the American that they are there at the request of the lady who has told them that there are drugs in the apartment. The police are then led by the lady upstairs where they find a jar with marijuana in it. The American then finds himself under arrest, taken to station four, faces a fiscal who charges him and then he is taken to City Hall to face bail. He then had to hire an attorney and is now waiting for a hearing date. Question - how could the police search the premises without a search warrant or a mission order? No problem, they were invited in by the whacko lady who could do so because the lease was in her name. The police at Station Four did nothing wrong, at least at that time. What added insult to injury was that a couple of policemen asked for "consideration" from the American. Being relatively new to the Philippines the guy was totally confused. Consideration for what he asked? Well, for doing the paperwork, being nice to you, and we do not have money for gas or food, etc. He was scared to death by this time and figured that he had to pay out this consideration or find himself in deeper trouble. So, he coughed up P3,000 and was told by one policeman that no, that was not enough, they needed P10,000. The victim said he did not have that much but gave another P3,000. Next, they transported him to City Hall to pay his bail. On the ride back, the cop had the nerve to tell the American, "you know, you still owe us P4,000 more". What the hell for? These guys did nothing for the American except go along with the bullshit coming from this bitch of a woman. But the American did a few things wrong. One, he admitted that he knew about the marijuana because it belonged to a friend and his girlfriend had brought it into the house with the knowledge of his whacko lady. His second mistake was that he should have taken the shit and flushed it down the toilet. His third mistake was trying to put a woman out of the house that she held the lease on. That was a big mistake. Guys, remember, any foreigner can sign a lease for a house or apartment to live in, you do not have to put it in your ladies name. It is sad that this American, who wants to live here permanently has gotten off to such a sad start, but it could have been avoided. Now, what pisses me off is that some bent cops asked for "consideration" and asked for such a large amount. I reported this to the Station Four Commander, Major Lorenzo and he has the names of the personnel on duty at that time but can not do anything unless the American goes to Station Four and makes a complaint and identifies the culprits. The Major wants to punish the cops that did this as he has been trying to run an honest operation at Station Four. But, the American is fearful of making a complaint or identifying the individuals as he wants to stay in AC. Regretfully, this is how so many police get away with corruption as no one will make a complaint. I understand this and that is why fear tactics work with foreigners and corruption continues. I hope that this American gets his case dismissed or eventually gets an "innocent" verdict. But, I am sure he will be much wiser in his choice of women in the future.

Lt. Brian Bradshaw, killed in Afghanistan - "A soldier comes home" is an article that appeared in a 5 July Washington Post article. It was about a letter written by Capt. James Adair, Master Sgt. Paul Riley, GA ANG 774 EAS Deployed. It is too long to include here but it is a heart warming story about how much love and respect was given to Lt. Bradshaw as he made his final trip from his unit to Bagram Air Base, Afghanistan. Capt. Adair and Master Sgt. Riley from the Georgia National Guard, were crew members on the C-130 aircraft that performed this mission. I am writing this in order to thank these two men for their account of this sad mission as it is a story that is usually ignored by the press. It is so easy to wake up each day in the comforts of our homes and forget that so many young men in uniform are sacrificing their lives in Afghanistan and Iraq. We can mourn a Michael Jackson death with much public histrionics but treat as routine the death of a soldier. So, I thank Capt Adair and Master Sgt. Riley even though I doubt that they will ever read these words. Somehow I do not think "Harry the Horse" is a priority read to our combat soldiers. Never-the-less, any chance I get to write about our troops in combat I will do so without any reservation. I thank the editors of the Washington Post for publishing the letter and I thank a friend who sent it on to me.

Couch potatoes - rejoice! Yes, do not get off your ass as Steve Ellis sent me a report that indicates those who vigorously exercise, or even just jog, are subject to fall victim to an Irregular rapid heart rate otherwise known as "Atrial Fibrillation (AF). It affects all those who exercise and especially those who exercise so hard that they achieve a good sweat factor. One patient asked his doctor if he should start a running program and was told to "take a bus instead". So, dear readers, I will leave you to research this to see what truth there is but meantime, excuse me while I forgo my swimming and gym work to take a nap instead.

It is a Sunday afternoon and I am watching TV, History Channel, at the same time I am working on this column. They are showing a very long feature about the great Ponzi schemer, Bernie Madoff. It got me to thinking about a man many of us in Angeles City and various other parts of the Philippines trusted as much as those folks who trusted dear old Bernie. I am talking about the infamous "Mr. Ticket", Hans J. Sowade who many of us strongly suspect of running a "Ponzi Scheme" for many years. Like Bernie, one day a couple of years ago reliable Hans dropped a bomb on the many people who had invested with him over the years. Hans notified one and all that he was broke, and was filing for bankruptcy. He gave a story about how he had his investments in New York but after getting married, ran into some new tax laws that required him to move all his investments into an offshore account. Alas, Hans was so sad to tell one and all that this offshore account went belly up and that all his money was gone and of course, all the many thousands of dollars put in by his trusting investors. Naturally, this information was delivered by Emails, not in person. You see, no one here in Angeles City has seen Hans since he sent out his "I'm sorry" notices. He is now living somewhere in Guam where he indicates he lives in poverty. Many of his investors have received notices from his lawyer more or less telling everyone not to bug poor old Hans or else one would be subject to legal actions because he is protected by bankruptcy laws. Hans was a likable person, just like Bernie, and he was trusted, just like Bernie. Also, like Bernie, Hans never offered something that was beyond belief, or too good to be true. His rate of return on your money was conservative enough to be believable. Now, Hans would tell one and all that he was not involved in a "Ponzi Scheme" but for some reason, no one here believes him. Maybe Hans just got extremely stupid with his investment strategies and screwed up big time but his method of continually seeking out new investors and requiring a three month notice to withdraw any funds, belatedly, sounds like a very familiar story. It is too bad that we cannot have Hans share a cell with Bernie so they could compare notes.

I know Obama gets a lot of good and bad publicity, rightfully or wrongfully, what the hell. But I love the cleverness of this picture. Man, some folks have a lot of imagination.

Neal Meaker of Roadies and Stargate fame has pulled the plug on Angeles City, sold his interests here and headed back to Australia. The AC message board will never be the same without him. The owners of Body Shop have taken over Roadies and Neal passed Stargate over to his manager, Dave. I very seldom get up that way but will have to make the effort soon to see if anything different is being offered with Neal's departure.

What is going on with the AC message board lately? Folks have been forwarding me comments from some members that are dredging up some ancient and recent history scuttlebug on some folks that were/are known to be a bit devious in their business dealings here in Angeles City. There is one contributor that is threatening to "tell all" and provide names. It is like a TV drama, tune in next week for the "rest of the story". Needless to say, many threads have been devoted to various comments on this latest activity. No one is sure why this is coming up now but it seems like there is one pissed off member of the board that wants to make folks aware of some folks that he feels one should avoid like the plague. Will this person come through with actual names or will he just blow some hot air and then fade away?

Jim Quinn, a frequent shopper at SM Mall has become concerned at seeing many card hustlers playing their trade in the vicinity of the Clark SM Mall. They are very obvious in their objectives and Jim has reported their presence to the CDC security personnel and to Station Four. So far his comments have fallen on deaf ears except that the CDC personnel told him that "they need hard evidence" before they can do anything. My goodness, they would rather wait until someone gets taken and nearly physically hurt before they will do anything? Ridiculous, what is wrong with monitoring the areas that these crooks are setting up in and chase them away? They are easily identifiable as these are the same characters that were always seen on Fields Ave and McArthur Ave. Before I warned folks about pickpockets in Clark SM Mall and it appears that this is no longer a problem so now I must warn tourists and Expats to be careful when walking to the Clark Mall as you might be approached by some smooth talking Filipinos that invite you to go with them somewhere to see a new Club or show you around. Do not talk to these assholes at all, they are slick crooks. If you do fall for this scam and are taken to a house in Marisol Subdivision for a card game, get out of there as soon as you can. Try to remember as many details as you can and report it to the police at Station Four. Make sure you report to Major Lorenzo himself, or the foreigner Steve. These crooks are clever, you would be surprised at how many foreigners fall for their con.

ATTENTION: As many of you know, I collect hot sauces and thanks to many of you I developed a pretty darn good collection. But, last month I had a couple of people mail me some sauces through the US Postal system. One package arrived leaking hot sauce. The bottles were broken. A second package contained three bottles and two survived the journey. The cost to mail these items was expensive and it was a shame to see them broken. Mark J. Brown from Westminster, CT., was one great guy for the thought but sorry Mark, one broke on the way. So guys, I love the thought, but if possible just bring them with you when you travel here. To pack them properly to go through the postal system would add too much weight and really be way too expensive.

I would like to thank Al Eason and his mother in advance for their notice that they are sending a box of clothes door to door for my Christmas project. They are including children's clothes as well. Al and his brother Red, visited here last year and brought some clothes with them. Appreciate the effort Al. You will make some kids here mighty happy.

The TARTS club is currently under renovation and a sign indicates it will be renamed as the "Shady Lady". This Club is located just a bit pass the Wee George Club and the Silly Hat. I do not know who has taken over this Club but will try to get an update next month.

I had completed this column at 0300 hrs, Saturday morning, 25 Jul and was looking forward to enjoying a relaxing day prior to heading for Guam the next day. Then Priscilla the Horse received a notice announcing yet another 0800 to 1800 hrs brown-out for Sunday, 2 Aug. This kind of upset me because these all day brown-outs are all too common. This time, I took the time to call Angeles Electric Company (AEC) to see if I could get a read on why these frequent all day outages and how long do we have to put up with it? AEC employee Engineer Rovie Restauro was kind enough to take time out to answer my questions. One thing I must clear up right away. It is NOT the AEC who are cutting off the juice, instead it is the privately owned National Corporation of Philippine Transmission lines, previously known as TRANSCO. This is the company that has been responsible for most of the previous shut downs of electricity. The reason is always maintenance or upgrading of transmission lines. Let me continue to refer to this outfit as TRANSCO, it is easier. On this occasion the TRANSCO forwarded a letter to AEC indicating that there will be an all day power interruption on 2 Aug. The reason given was maintenance to be performed at the Mexico Sub-Station and a transfer of loads from one line to another. This interruption affects 5 electric districts, i.e., Pelco 1, Pelco 2, etc., so Mabalacat, Dau, Angeles City and other areas will be without juice on that day. Regretfully, no one is in a position to tell me or anyone else how long these annoying all day outages will continue. Now, AEC is capable of providing only 40% of the power need of the City during these outages therefore the need of rotating the power during the day. One might ask as to why AEC does not increase their generating capacity? All Electric Utility companies come under the Electric Regulatory Commission (ERC) and they have a hard rule that anyone wanting to provide electricity to a community must do so at a LOWER cost then provided by existing capabilities. AEC cannot do this. They cannot compete with a power system that is provided through Hydro power. Diezel engines would be cost prohibitive as power to consumers would not be at a lower cost so we just have to live with the status quo. So folks, we just have to suck it up and realize that forever into eternity TRANSCO will probably never get their act to a point where we will not suffer any further all day power interruptions. Just plan on taking a trip out of Angeles City on the scheduled day or spend a day at the Mall. Hell, it ain't bad now, Vasco's is there with cold beer and a meat pie. I'll see you there on Sunday, 2 Aug. Many thanks to AEC employee Engineer Restauro, a true professional at his job.

Many of the readers of this column know Dave Donney. He needs no further introduction except to say that he is back in Angeles City and is acting in a consulting capacity for Brian Holman with his new eatery at SM Clark Mall. More on that, with pictures, a bit further down in this column. Dave has a warped sense of humor and this is his quote of the month - "what's black and eats curry?" Answer: "Three quarters of England!"

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Condolences to the family of Jimmy Slowey who passed away last month. He lived at the Oasis Compound and had been ill for some time. Jim was an ex-Regimental Sgt. Major who was always seen walking about with an Irish walking stick, wearing a flat cap and a scarf about his neck. A very militaristic presence. Jim was another person I saw a lot of but never really had any lengthy conversations with him. He was a presence that will be missed.

SWAGMAN CONSTRUCTION BEGINS

Many of you know about the damage to the Swagman cause by the uprising of water at the creek behind the hotel. Due to heavy rains the creek turned into a river, erosion followed and rooms were lost to the swirling waters below. The Swagman management have informed me construction of new poolside Jacuzzi Suites with an estimated completion date of late October or early November. This is good news as this fine hotel has suffered from mother natures wrath but are rising to the challenge to recover and to provide rooms that are bigger and better than those that were lost. It is indicative of the "can do attitude" from the owner and management.as well as their desire to provide for their loyal customer base.

TOURIST OF THE MONTH

I always enjoy meeting someone who is making their first visit to the Philippines and Angeles City. The best time to run into them is after their first two or three days and they have developed a certain glaze in their eyes brought about by late nights, too much beer and a hell of a lot of sex. So it was one Sunday afternoon when Dan Danks, originally from Perth, Australia but has been working in Beijing, China for four years, found my stable. The man is staying at the Swagman Hotel and had caught a tricycle to Kokomos and from there, walked to my place. I told him that was a hell of a long walk and responded that it was nothing but a good five minute stride for him. Shit, it would take me half a day to walk it myself with my gimpy knee, bad back and old body. These young guys can sure remind you of one's missing youth. The only bar he had been in was the King of Diamonds and he had high praise for this little friendly bar within the Kokomos premises. Dan recovered from his long walk by sitting and chatting with Lynn, one of the fine waitresses at the my stable. Upon his departure he said he would return. I certainly hope so.

BEWARE OF THIS LADY

Usually I try to find a good looking lady, a bit sexy, to feature as my "I would if I could" lady for the month. The lady pictured here would never even come close to one I would like to look at in the day time or night. But sometimes, visitors that are here for a limited time are not as fussy as many of us long timers are. In this case a hasher from Japan picked this lady out to accompany him to Subic for what should have been a fun day. Instead of being grateful that someone overlooked her not too pretty face and was willing to spend some money on her, she instead got greedy. Another Hasher sent me the following information and picture to serve as a warning to anyone who might run into this gal at the Emotions Bar. In all fairness guys most of the gals that work in Emotions are honest but sometimes there is always one that can poison the barrel.

"Hey Harry, a photo of Christy from emotions bar. a hasher, HIV, from Japan, bar fined her and took her to Subic for the hash run last Monday only to have her run back to Angeles City in a hired car. The reason, she stole his cash in yen and $US! he was leaving pi the next day. If these thieves can be exposed and stop other tourists from being ripped off the better for everyone." (Rupert D.)

GEORGE'S GANG

One Saturday afternoon I returned to my stable to find a gang of 10 happy go lucky lads at my bar having a drink and a bit of fun. They were led by George Brown, a good mate of mine and nine other friends that took time out to wish me a speedy recovery from my knee operation. I was in shock as it is unusual for me to see more than three or four lads in my bar on a non-pool day. These are a mix of guys that are hard workers, businessmen, retirees and all around good guys that know how to have a good time when it is time to relax and have a hell of a good bar-hopping session. It was an unplanned, spur of the moment gathering that really made my day and reminded me how great it is to live in this community and to know some folks that will take the time out bring some cheer to an old fart with sore knees such as me. There was only one disappointment and that is they did not bring any of the ladies from Honey-Ko's with them.

MEET HENRY

I think this is a first for me, introducing a Filipino employee working in one of our local Clubs. His name is "Henry" and he is the right hand for Jim, owner of Cherry's Club. I have known Henry for years and he has always been an energetic, personable, hard worker. My acquaintance with this young man goes all the way back to the days of Paul Dunn and the "Dunn Inn". Many a fond memory there. Anyway, whenever I enter Cherry's Club it is always a pleasure to see Henry there and all too often I have had to call on him for assistance for one thing or another. He is always there to help and is a very dedicated, loyal employee. He has the ability to interact with the tourists and Expats that frequent Cherry's and makes everyone feel welcome. I figured after all this time he deserved a special mention and I had to notice that he was pretty popular with the female employees. Here is a picture for his scrapbook. Check out Cherry's and say hello to Henry.

THE ANGELES LANGUAGE SCHOOL (ALS)

Where in the world was this school when I first got here way back in 1977? In 1981 I left for Germany and returned permanently in Jan 85. At that time I used to think about learning a bit of Tagalog but everyone spoke English so well I did not have to. Also, I kind of realized that I was a bit dumb when it came to learning a new language. But, if I had access to a school like the newly opened Angeles Language School (ALS) I might have given my old brain a chance to at least try to learn. I visited the school last month and was impressed. It is located at Blk. 13, Lot 18 Zeppelin St., Hensonville, Angeles City. To get there you drive pass the closed Divine Shepherd Hospital, bear right in front of Villa Modesto and as you pass a few shops on the left you will notice the sign for the school next to the Blitz Laundry. Right now it is a one lady operation who serves as the receptionist and the teacher. Her name is Lady Jho Dimitui (AKA Dimples) and for me she will always be "Dimples" now. Anyway, what I liked is that instruction is private, by appointment and take place in a cozy area just behind the front desk. When I was there a new customer came in and signed up for a one week course. He was a tourist that makes frequent visits here. So, the course is geared to those who live here permanently and also for tourists who only have time to pick up an introduction to the language. By the way, the picture of the good looking on the signboard is no where to be found, she was just a hired model for the adverts. But, "Dimples" is not bad looking, has a very nice personality and is well qualified to turn you into a linguist in a very short time. Somehow though, I think she would find me a bit too dense to teach. Anyway, let me give you a few specifics: Language School

Classes are everyday and usually run for between 1.5 to 2 hours. (It depends a little on the student because you reach a bit of a saturation point and need to take a break after about that long). So all-in-all, the 2.8K course includes five 1.5 to 2 hour classes. The 2.8K per week is their introductory price. The regular prices are: Option 1) P 7,900 One Full Week Instruction, Option 2) P 12,000 Two Full Weeks Instruction, Option 3) P 15,000 Three Full Weeks Instruction, Option 4) P 18,000 Four Full Weeks Instruction. Audio CD Set P 2,500. Learn Filipino Book * P 2,000

* Students have the option of either buying the book or using classroom copies. If a student signs up for a month of instruction the book is included for free. ALS provides many options to suit each Student’s individual needs. They guarantee you that within just one week you will be speaking either Tagalog or English (whichever you choose to learn) or your money back. However, to truly have a good grasp of the language of your choice, they believe that a minimum of 4 weeks study is required. Naturally the longer you study with them, the more proficient your speaking ability will become. They recommend that all Students choose the longest allowable Option to maximize their proficiency in their language of choice. Man, I bet that after one week I could get my money back. So, that's it. I like the idea and I think it is something worthwhile looking into. Imagine, after a few weeks you could watch some of those soap operas on TV with your honey and understand what is being said. But, alas, remember, the more Tagalog you learn the more those sly Filipina ladies will talk in another dialect so you still will not understand them. Seriously, many thanks to owner Maricel Paulino for bringing a much needed service to Angeles City. For more information call 0921-653-8245 or check out www.angeleslanguageschool.com.

ONE COOL LOOKING BIKE

I have no idea who owns this motor vehicle but I could not resist taking a picture of it. I do not know who owns it and I wish I could have invited some sexy young lady to give a pose in it. I just wanted to show that in this town there are times when you see some unusual innovative vehicles to get around in. The owners do not mind putting in quite a few pesos to restore vehicles, create some new designs and just go wild with some imaginative creations that are cool looking and road worthy. I don't think Mrs Horse would let me own such a vehicle but I kind of like it and I think Priscilla would look just right in that back seat. Maybe the owner will come by my stable and give me and Priscilla a ride. Now, that would make a great picture.

SOMETHING NEW AT SM CLARK MALL - VASCOS

I was quite surprised when walking through SM Clark Mall after leaving the Hypermarket to see a new store named VASCOS in front of me. I had to think for a moment as to where the hell did I see that name before. Ah Hah, a senior moment hit me, memory outage, until it came to me in a flash. Wait a minute, Brian Holman's VASCOS from Subic, what the hell is going on here? Then I saw a familiar face, Dave Donney sucking up a beer. My goodness, I had to check this out in detail. It turns out that Brian and some partners decided to open up a VASCOS at the Mall here in AC to introduce the name to more people in this area thereby, catching their interest and giving them an idea as to what they offer in Subic. The store here serves up liquor, beer and food at a reasonable price. Initially, the food offerings are limited until they get the grill up and running. Right now they offer Curry Steve's variety of curry tastes and other dishes prepared in the kitchen. There is plenty of room and the decor is done up as only Brian can do. You better believe there is a taste of the ocean in the decor. I really like it for its uniqueness. The bar area is great and you will see more and more foreigners sitting there sucking up a cool brew while there female partners are doing the shopping. The idea is join the Mrs or girlfriend on a trip to the Mall and rather than follow them around let the ladies park you at Vascos for some refreshment, some conversation and a bit of grub if it suits you. It is a good location for girl watching as well. Surprisingly, as you sit there you begin to see familiar faces passing by and they stop for a chat or a drink or two and before you know it, there is a bit of a crowd of old friends and new faces as well. What a great idea and it so nice to see a new unique business in SM. Brian plans to add a bus service around Oct that will shuttle people from Subic to the Clark SM arriving here around 10 AM and then take folks from here to Subic for a day at the beach. He would return to Clark around 4 PM. All this is in the planning stage but I think that is a good idea also. Also in the planning stage is the construction of a concrete artificial reef shaped like a Spanish Galleon to be placed in shallow water close to Subic Magellan's Landing. That will provide some interesting diving or snorkeling. I would enjoy seeing that. Meanwhile, when in SM, let the ladies go their way and you can "park you butt" at Vascos and visit with the guys. Hopefully I will see you there.

By the way, the lady standing by herself I call the "Vasco Lady". She is a charming waitress by the name of Hazel, 20 years old, a high school graduate and she is working hard to save money to go to college. Previously she worked in the SM department store and Chow King and now, is very happy to be part of the Vasco's team. Presently, she does not have a boyfriend but I do not think that will last long.

AN INTERESTING VISITOR

I had already found my Tourist of the Month when Jacko and Chris stopped by my stable last month but after chatting with Chris I decided he qualified to be mentioned this month. I tried to leave Jacko out of the picture but like a true Hasher he threatened to drop a smelly well used jockstrap after a long on-home run on my bar if I insisted on leaving him out. I thought about cropping him out but no one messes with a dedicated hasher. You can always spot a "Hasher". They own one hundred tank tops and wear them anywhere. They consider putting on a new, clean tank top formal wear and will wear to weddings, funerals, court appearances and any other function requiring formal or semi-formal wear. For everyday wear their tank top must be at least one year old and survived at least 50 down-downs with a fair amount of beer being used as a blessing onto the shirts. Jacko is a model Hasher being blessed with an imaginative nick-name as all Hashers are. My goodness, who comes up with these names and the important question is what activities on the part of the Hasher inspired the names. Recently I have heard about "HIV", "Scrumpy" and "Bakla Banger". I could go on and on but you get the idea. Bottom line, I really like Hashers! I admit it, I am not ashamed to be seen with these fun loving, smelly, barely clothed characters. Despite consuming copious amounts of beer weekly, they are in shape and take their hobby quite seriously. Hashers are world wide and once a Hasher you never have to worry about finding mates anywhere in the World. Oh shit, how did I get on this "I love Hashers" diatribe when all I wanted to do was introduce Chris Richards. OK already, he is a hasher from Hong Kong, a member of the Kowloon Hashers and his hash name is "Kuntstubble". There, I rest my case on the creation of Hash names. It could have something with Chris being policeman in Hong Kong for 24 years and is now a Chief Inspector. He usually visits Angeles City three times a year and is married to a lovely Filipina, has two children and yes, runs with the Angeles City Hashers when in town. He stayed at the Savannah Hotel on this visit, a relatively new Hotel that should offer trouble free rooms. Regretfully, Chris had to change rooms two times before they found a room for him that had a working air-conditioner. This from a Hotel that is less than two years old. Other than that burp the Hotel met his expectations and hopefully management will pay more attention to maintenance in the future. It was very interesting to be able to talk to Chris and learn of his experiences of being with the Hong Kong police force before and after the Chinese took over the Island. Chris still enjoys his job but admits that working under the present system is a bit challenging. I forget the exact figure but at this time there are only about 147 non-Chinese policemen still working with the HK police department and as time goes on these lads will be no doubt be phased as they retire. Meanwhile, Chris is one of the good guys and I look forward to seeing him again. I wish him good will and of course in life and on the trail - "On-On".

PNP PRESENCE IN ENTERTAINMENT AREA

It is a small step in the right direction. Through the efforts of Maj Lorenzo, Station Four Commander and a foreigner, Steve (in black) the City Director agreed to provide Station Four an additional six PNP patrolmen who were assigned patrol, by foot, Fields Ave and the surrounding area. I caught a picture of them while walking along A. Santos Street. This took a lot of negotiating to accomplish this and the patrolmen are a welcome sight. Steve has been able to get the assistance of various restaurants in the area to provide the policemen some snacks and drink during their tours of duty. Regretfully, there is no additional budget for these extra personnel so any help given by the local businessmen is appreciated. Additionally, a rehabilitated motorized golf cart has been provided to Station Four and that is being used to patrol the entertainment area at night. To my surprise I have heard that initially, a certain Barangay Captain was upset because the PNP patrolmen were getting snacks from business establishments but his Tanods were not. It could be that these Barangay Police (Tanods) have never been well received in the community as they gather in groups and are not seen as being all that effective. Also, who would you rather see patrolling, PNP personnel in uniform or various types of rough looking civilians who appear more scary than the criminals. Nothing is perfect but as long as the Barangay Captain and the Commander in Station Four work together in a common effort to make Fields Ave safe for one and all, then that is all that matters.

THE RHAPSODY CLUB

The Rhapsody is one of the nicer small Clubs in town that has, over the years, remained popular with visitors and Expats alike. The management is top notch with Mommie Cel and Mommie Josephine keeping everything running smoothly. I have never heard anything negative about this Club or the one next door, La Bamba. They are located on the corner across from Kokomo's and they usually have a good looking line-up of dancers and waitresses. I caught up with three local lads enjoying a few drinks at the Rhapsody one early evening before the place became crowded. They were willing to let me take their picture and wanted one and all to know that this Club was one of their favorite places to stop in and have some hassle free drinks. Additionally, you will notice that they have passed out of their 20's a few years ago and therefore, the not too loud music at the Rhapsody is a plus for them. When you are in town, stop in and say hello to Josephine or Cel, they are good ladies to know. I am proud of myself, I wrote this and did not mention Will's name. He will be pleased.

OTHER EATING PLEASURE IN THE MALL

The top three pictures show the stand serving up "Fried Ice-cream" and that fascinated the hell out of me. I kept watching the place trying to figure out what the hell the lady was doing. Finally my curiosity got the best of me and I had to try it. Now I am hooked. It is so quick and simple. The lady mixes up some powder and liquid, adds the flavor you want, spreads it over some sort of machine that has a very cold top and in no time she scrapes it up into individual curls and a very delightful ice-cream treat is served up. The portion is small and consumed all too quickly but the price is right. I have difficulty passing by the "Fried Ice-Cream" without indulging myself.

In the same area is a Shawarma Stand named Passport Foods. For me, this is one of the better Shawarma offerings in town. It is more of an Indonesian style with the bread having a pocket in it. I remember the owner having a business in the Jenra Mall downtown when the Mrs and I used to shop there. It was great then and remains so today. I believe it is American owned, someone gave me his name but of course I forgot it. Anyway, Shawarma in a pocket is less messy and my solution to the place in SM having no chairs or tables is simple. Get my Shawarma then head for MacDonalds, grab a table outside, buy a coke then sit down, eat and watch the ladies go by. So there you are, eating pleasure for minimal cost and if you feel like a drink or two, stop at Vasco's to top off the afternoon.

CONSTRUCTION HALTED ON GRANDVIEW TOWER

This Condo project started off with a big promo well over a year ago. A demo unit and office was opened on Perimeter Road and folks were invited to a nice buffet style early evening dinner. A beauty contest was conducted and believe me the contestants looked pretty darn good. Since that time, construction has gone on as scheduled and many units have been reserved with payments that are held in escrow. Regretfully, the owner of the Swiss Apartments next door to the Grandview has successfully obtained a TRO halting any further construction of the Condo units. He has complained and brought to the attention of the City Engineers Office certain violations to the building codes. It seems there is no firewall and the balconies being built facing the Swiss Apartments encroach on his property line. After submitting many complaints against this project for various violations he finally succeeded and all activity on the site has ceased. I would think that the architect and the construction contractor would have been more knowledgeable about building codes. If I was the owner I would be pretty upset with the hired help by this time. My stable is within a few meters of the condo and it sure would be nice to see its completion and see the area around it cleaned up. I had the opportunity to stop by the sales office and met a very nice sales representative who remains optimistic that all will be well soon and it will be back to business as usual. The owner of the project is an Australian named Maurice who impressed me when I first met him at the ribbon cutting event for the sales office. He is not new to the construction business and I hope to be able to meet with him again when I get back from my trip to Guam. I believe that most problems have a solution and hopefully, this temporary halt of construction on the Grandview Tower will be resolved to the satisfaction of all parties concerned so that those who have already invested in the tower will not see their occupancy delayed beyond the forecasted date of completion.

KINKY'S

What can I say about this bar? Well, you can play pool there and you can also play darts. They do have a very interesting dart team and a pool team and you can be sure home games at Kinky's can be very entertaining. It is not located in Angeles City and not in Barrio Barretto. Instead, you have to travel pass Barrio Barretto and head all the way to Subic City. It is not easy to find so ask for specific directions before searching for it. The two ladies pictured here will be glad to welcome you, just ask for Anna and Joy, buy them a couple of ladies drinks, sit back, relax chat it up with them and other customers in the bar. It is very lively when there is a pool match or a dart match going on and you will be able to meet some of the locals from the Barrio and also some of the other colorful employees of Kinky's. For sure, it is a very unique bar that is worth visiting at least once.

I WOULD IF I COULD

It has been a very long time since I was able to present my "I would If I Could" lady so close to home. In fact she works in my stable and arrived on board very recently. I do not know how long she will be around as she is personable, attractive, and a good worker. Usually, due to my customer base being not all that great, a lady like this does not stick around too long. I am hoping that Arlene Sumayan will stick around for a couple of months or longer. Time will tell. She is 24 years old, has two children, three brothers and four sisters. She tells me that she does not have a boyfriend and I have to take her word for that. I will say this, she has brought a bit of life to my establishment along with a couple of other new ladies. Arlene has simple hobbies. She likes to sing, do a bit of drinking and enjoys romance. Guess you can't go wrong, at least temporarily, with a gal like that. Oh yes, she hails from Leyte and has been in the Angeles City area for a couple of years.

FOURTH OF JULY AT THE ABC HOTEL

It was a day of celebration organized by the Dog House and the great staff at the ABC Hotel. What a great day. Loads of women, and believe me, many of them were looking damn good. The price was right and there was a never ending supply of local drinks, plenty of beer and food. It was a nice clear day, no rain but there was plenty of pool activity. I had my larger camera with a better telephoto capability and it sure came in handy. There were plenty of customers on hand and more guys in the pool than I expected to see. After all, it was a pool party and the lads in the pool made the most of it. There were plenty of ladies in the pool to keep things interesting. It was a fun atmosphere and there is nothing boring when Gerard and Junior get together to organize an event. I did not catch the name of the band but they did a good job as they took minimal breaks. I have no idea which bar won what in the dance contest and do not care. All I know is that it was fun watching them and they provided me with some good photos, some of which I keep for my private file. Well, I can't share everything with you. So, I saved the best for last and if you missed this event, pay attention and attend the next one. You do not want to miss any ABC Hotel special event. I saw Gerard in the pool with a can of beer and a continuous smile on his face as he fought off the multitude of ladies surrounding him. I hope you enjoy the following pictures.

That is it for this month folks. As I mentioned already, I have to close this out on 25 Jul as I fly to Guam the next day. I won't be around for any late breaking news so I hope it will be quiet in town during my absence. Usually during the last couple of days of the month I try to find out what scheduled events are being held during the current month but I do not have time to get around. Regretfully, the Clubs and Hotels do not contact me to let me know so they can get a bit of free advertising. All they have to do is click on my horse here and my Email address pops up at the bottom of the screen. You can do that to write to me as well. The rain has held off for a few days now and that is good. Just the normal afternoon and night time showers. Am sure we are still in store for some days of heavy rain and more typhoons passing through. We are all hoping that the Swagman, Koala Hotel, Marble Inn and other businesses and homes along the pesky creek do not suffer any further damage. The President of the Philippines visited for an on-site inspection and directed that preventive measures be undertaken immediately. Whatever happens do not forget that this is a town that recovered from the damage of Mt. Pinatubo so the folks will recover from this problem as well. But, town and government officials must lend their full support to those members of the community that have suffered from this recent damage. Lets see what progress will be made. Meanwhile, this Horse remains high and dry and hope that one and all will remember to be kind to horses.