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This is a busy month for me as Prisicilla and I start preparing for our yearly Christmas party for poor evacuee kids located near our farm in Bambam.  This year 100 children from 2 to 12 years old will share food, games, prizes and a gift from Santa who will arrive by carabao and cart.  Then on Christmas Santa will visit two charity hospitals to give out food baskets, candy and money to each patient.  This is a private project by the Mrs and I but the success is owed to donors like John James, George Brown, Karel Heinen, and many others including those that use Santa for special events and donate money, candy or canned goods for our project as payment.  When I first started in 1985 I was a thin Santa and needed padding, now, well, for the first time, this year, I can get by without the padding.  December is a great month here in the Philippines because of all the special events and the pleasure of the weather starting to cool off a bit leading into the great cool months of Jan and Feb.  Once again, I am grateful to have survived another year and regret the passing of acquaintances and friends no longer here to greet the new year.  Most of all I wish each and every military person serving in Iraq, Afghanistan and around the world a safe Christmas season.  Hope you all make it home OK next year or soon thereafter.  Merry Christmas folks and a happy New Year to you!

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I just read your November Issue, can't wait to read the one for December.  Hope your knee gets better, and be careful Mr. Horse, some times problems like that only get worse with time. Just finished reading that part about The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, the information someone sent you is a mixture of fact and fiction, example, the drinking alcohol part, which is fiction.  Here is the website http://www.tombguard.org/FAQ.html which separate fiction from facts.  Being in the military I feel is my obligation to get the facts straights to any matter related to us.  Thanks for everything,  Alexandro Esteves.  (Thanks Alex, I checked out the site and it was very interesting.  I did not know they had such a site to refer to.  I appreciate that there are readers such as yourself that help out this old horse in times of his ignorance). 

Last month I wrote about the passing of Jim Frisby but a few extra words are required.  A friend of his dropped by the Blue Boar to tell me that Jim was a survivor of the infamous Bataan death march in which the Japanese soldiers displayed utmost cruelty and put our prisoners of war through hell.  Jim was a legend in our small town and his strength, as a young man in surviving such an ordeal was displayed for many years, right up to his passing.  Every survivor of that death march and subsequent incarceration is a hero in my book. If there are any other survivors of that march living in Angeles City, or nearby provinces, please contact me.  I would love to put your pictures in this column. 

Once again the community, through the efforts of Angels Club came to the financial assistance of Allen, the manager of Angels through a fund raiser held on the night of 26 Nov.  Allen had a heart attack and was hospitalized but is now resting at home, he has an angina problem.  But, a source informed me that this is the third time in two years that Allen has been in hospital and not too long ago a fund raiser was held for the expenses he incurred when his twins were born prematurely.  It is estimated that over the last couple of years approximately P200,000 have been raised to help Allen and his family.  Who says that the folks in Angeles City are heartless?  But, there comes a time when someone has to stop and take a look at their financial status and consider returning home to take on a regular job or something to build up some funds, if he is still medically fit to do so.  The pay for managing a Club in this town is not so high that one can put extra cash into the bank.  A lesson to any expat who is considering settling in this town is that you do not do so unless you have a steady income to live on and become a Club manager only as a past time and not depend on it for survival.  Everyone is happy that Allen is on the road to recovery and that he will be back on the job shortly.  Life can be tough and Allen has had enough problems already for a lifetime yet he is still smiling - good on you mate.

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Over the years I have seen and heard of the ladies that go around town selling fake whiskey and nothing is done about it.  With experience folks know never to buy booze from someone on the streets.  Recently the Tourist police TP) spotted one lady dealing/selling fake whiskey on Fields Ave in front of Mo's Place.  She was identified as Rowena Manalo Austria, 31, residing at 5034 P. Gomez, Lourdes, NW AC.  two 1L bottles of JW Black and one 750ml bottle of Chivas Regas were confiscated and kept as evidence.  Rowena then took elements of the TP to the location where the fake whiskey is being produced and this location is now under surveillance. 

It had been a while since I had the opportunity to return to the Bourbon Street Restaurant on Fields Ave so one night last month I asked Priscilla to join me there for a special treat.  While waiting for her arrival I kept looking at the menu and fought the temptation to order the Prawn cocktail appetizer because I usually shy away from appetizers because of the added cost to the meal.  But, I love a shrimp cocktail, mostly because of the anticipated delicious horseradish sauce that I can dip the shrimp in.  I finally could resist no more, I ordered the appetizer and shortly thereafter Mrs Horse arrived and we took a table inside.  As usual the ambience, music and service was so nice and once again I thought that I must once again, thank Mr. Kelly for adding such a nice eatery to Fields Ave.  Then my prawn cocktail arrived with mouth watering large prawns and pounced on them.  Immediately I was crushed and cursed myself for not asking before hand what kind of sauce they provided.  Instead of a tasty horseradish sauce I was greeted with a plain salad dressing sauce.  Yuck - great disappointment.  This from a Cajun restaurant!  Alas, it was my fault but it taught me a lesson, one, return to my cheap ways regarding appetizers and secondly, if tempted to order shrimp cocktail again, ask about the sauce first.  Despite this set back, I must say that the rest of the meal was excellent.  The total cost for two was P1,100 and that is a fair price for, what I consider, an upscale restaurant.  Priscilla was happy with her meal as I was once I got over the cocktail sauce.  On the way out, I mentioned my disappointment to the lovely, pregnant, manager who was kind enough to look sympathetic but I am not sure if my suggestion that a better sauce be available did any good or not.  Then again, maybe I am the only one in town that prefers a horseradish sauce over a salad dressing.  If that is the case, then on my next visit to Bourbon Street, I will bring my own homemade sauce with me. 

He comments below were extracted from the AC message board.  I was impressed with the restraint shown by the writer in dealing with this whacko Filipina.  She was definitely trying to entrap him but it backfired and her suspension was well deserved.  For years, in Vegas, the trend has been to hire more and more oriental female dealers, many of whom are Filipinas and Thais and I suspect that working with some of them would not be all that easy.  Many of them appear to have been "Americanized" but you better believe that they retain sensitivities and resent any reference to Filipina bar girls and easy sex.  This lady in question was way off base in how she handled the situation and the guy that repeated the private conversation to her was no friend.  What I found to be amusing is that even many of the American women react negatively when they hear someone talking of their adventures in the Philippines.  That is understandable when you realize that the only reason most of these women are married is because their husbands did not have the opportunity to visit the Philippines first! 

"Discussing AC and the Phils with my coworkers caused enough resentment from a Filipina that she tried to get me fired?

Its a cold night and Im on Break, as many of you know I am Casino dealer, Anyway Im talking to some of my coworker friends in the breakroom, One of these guys is whipped on a Filipina that is a dealer, So whipped that he goes and tells her that Im degrading Filipinos by saying the women are available for the price of a movie and Popcorn here in the US.

Next break she sits at my table and the conversation went something like this.

Her) Hey
Me) I dont answer
Her) I said Hey
Me) Are you talking to me?
Her) Yeah
Me) My name tag says Bill as I show it to her and I tell this american born bitch that she will address me as Bill if she wished to talk to me Not Hey.
Her) Why do you travel to the Philippines
Me) Who told you I travel to the Phills?
Her) answer my question
Me) Are you asking or are you demanding I answer you?
Her) Is it because you cant get laid here?

I knew what she was doing, She was trying to bait me into getting into a sexual discussion which is forbidden at work under our current Policys.

Me) You know that by asking such a question, You are not only insulting me but you are breaking the rules and your hidden agenda of trying to bait me into breaking the rules will not work.

Her) Im sick of all you fucking guys going to the Philippines and having sex with Filipinas, You guys are taking advantage of filipinas and you make all of us Filipinas look like sluts, I hate guys like you.

I just looked at her smiled and said Okay, I then went to my Casino manager and told him this cunt has it in for me, He had a meeting with both of us and she blatently addmitted that she wanted me to cross the line and break the rules so she could get me fired, Shes been suspended for her actions.

When we left the Casino Managers Office, she looked at me and said, Okay you won this battle, I looked at her and said, Your a Filipina the only way you can come close to playing me is if you!!! and I stopped myself right there and just smiled at her, She got it.

I just cant beleive that this fucking guy is such a pussy that he went and told her.
I also cant beleive how pissed off and resentfull she was about the whole issue.

Have any of you guys had any similar problems at work when discussing the PI?

I mean, when I have Filipinos at my table and when I fuck around and say Talaga or Batay they get a kick out of it and ask me if Im Filipino, I say No, but I have been there a couple of times, they say really Where I smile and say Ermita and Angeles City, Not only do they get a kick out of it They laugh there asses off and make some remarks like cheap honey huh, Never has one gotten upset."

I was surprised to see a darkened Rodman and Robinson bar/soul food restaurant when I ventured down Fields Ave to enjoy their great food.  After speaking to the cashier that was keeping an eye on the restaurant I found that, once again, a partnership just did not work out.  It is another example of the difficulty in keeping a successful partnership in this town.  A lesson to be learned is that if you are going to invest a substantial amount of money into a business here then be prepared to stay in town long enough to watch what is going on.  An investor must choose a partner very carefully, especially when one of the partners does not have any money of his own invested.  In this case, things just did not work out and closure was necessary which was a shame for this establishment served great meals at a very reasonable price and Rodman was a good host.  Will it ever reopen?  At this time nobody really knows, only time will tell.  As for me, I have two of my legs crossed hoping that the lights, once again, will be turned on so this old horse can eat those combination platters again. 

On 5 Dec the on again, off again Mo is taking over Treasure Island.  Mo should be famous now as the "move them in, move them out man" as he has had many clubs that he owned, let them out and then taken over again.  Treasure Island, for quite some time has kind of been under his realm of influence anyway.  The young "poker man", Troy, will be looking around for new challenges but I hear that Brett (manager) and the current mamasans will remain in place..  Troy would have liked to stay with TI but his lease with Mo was up and the challenge to improve on an already successful was too much of a challenge to pass up.  Mo keeps telling me that he is going to retire from the Club business but it seems he just can't give up all that attention from the ladies, and, the money ain't all that bad either.  If you attended his recent 63rd birthday party you can understand why this senior citizen (Mo) won't quit the action until they carry him off the playing field. 

An American was arrested by the police after complaints from a cashier at a local market that he was being rude to her.  What happened is that when paying for a purchase he handed over five or six five hundred peso notes and it turned out that one of them was counterfeit.  When the cashier indicated that one of the notes was fake the American went ballistic and started yelling at her and doing one of those American reactions to a situation he was not happy with.  So, he was carted off and charged with "possible possession of a counterfeit note" as well as disrespect to the cashier.  That night he called a member of the Angeles Clarkfield Tourism Association (ACTA) to explain his situation and ask for help.  Further calls were made to some key people, including the new Chief of Station four, Major Imperial, who was convinced that he could release the American to the ACTA member who would be responsible for him.  The charges were dropped and all that was required was a promise to meet with the cashier and apologize to her.  Without the quick assistance of this ACTA member and the people he called, there is a strong possibility that this American might have had to pay a bit more for his actions rather than just an apology.  Bear in mind that, for sure, he was innocent of trying to pass counterfeit money, it could happen to any of us, but, losing his temper and verbally abusing an innocent cashier nearly landed him in a shitpot full of trouble.  Moral of the story, be nice to cashiers, especially if they are good looking!           

Looking for something different to do while visiting AC then put Dec 2 and 3 on your schedule as the third Sisig Festival will be held at the Nepo Quadrangle, Angeles City.  I attended this event last year and it is an exciting event to attend.  The event will be holding a Sisig cooking competition that will feature 176 unique Sisig recipes.  The winner of last years contest is now employed at Hidden Vale Sports Resort.  What can you expect during the two day festival?  How about an overnight street party, motor bike show, dance showdown, street dancing, and body painting.  It will also feature live bands, airborne exhibitions and a great display of fireworks.  Admittedly, it will be crowded but it is a lot of fun and the opportunity to see that great big, giant plate of Sisig being prepared is well worth the effort to get on down to the Quadrangle.  This is an event you do not want to miss. 

If you are planning to visit Boracay, do me a favor and add the Frendz Resort to your list of places you might want to stay at.  Mrs Horse and I seldom get out of AC and I have never went to Boracay but I must be honest here.  Two great friends of mine, Steve and Rose have built up this little bit of paradise and their brochure looked interesting.  Steve is an Australian that stayed single for a long time until he met, through Charlie Kemplin (UTP) the lovely Rose and after a bit of courtship, the finally married and now are a picture of happiness.  One year I may get around to making the journey to see them but for the more energetic readers of this column, I am hoping you will make the trip for me and say hello to these two perfect hosts.  For enquiries you can email them at frendzresort@hotmail.com .  The telephone number is 03-6288-3803 and the rates from Nov to May range from P1500 (Standard) to P1800 (Deluxe) per night.  Put it on your list and if anyone goes there, let me know how you like it, and tell Steve and Rose that the Horse sent you (He might buy you a drink).

The monthly meeting of the Knights of the Brown Ring (AH Club) will be meeting on Saturday, 3 Dec, 12 Noon at the Blue Boar Inn.  

Many folks are aware that last month elements of the NBI raided the Bunny Ranch Club using a mission order that listed the names of specific female employees suspected of being underage.  Investigation found that the so named ladies were not on the premises and technically, the law enforcement personnel should have called it a night and left.  Instead, they carted off two mamasans and five entertainers.  The Bunny Ranch was closed for a few hours but was able to reopen within a short period of time.  There are a lot of questions to be asked here and certain actions are under investigation by the Mayor at the request of the ACTA.  The main question being how can the Clubs on Fields Ave avoid such actions in the future?  On this occasion the charge did not involve underage ladies but the Club being a front for prostitution (two dancers signed statements to this effect).   

TAPS:

On 2 Nov 05 David William Davis = Big Willie Of WILD WILD WEST BAR, passed away at home from complications from his long term illness, diabetes, and asthma.  David was the owner of the Cleopatra Club which was famous for its many openings, closings and renovations.  Willie enjoyed sitting in the back of the Club with one or two ladies at his side and was always a friendly, approachable host.  During a short forced absence, compliments of the police, Willie put the well known, popular flower lady, Myra in charge and she worked her butt off to keep things going for Willie.  She stayed loyal to Willie right up to his demise and his many friends gathered at the Wild Wild West Club on 10 Nov for a special wake from 8 to 10 PM.  Willie had a very interesting past and life style and no doubt he could be the subject of many stories but the saddest story of all is, that now, Big Willie is no longer with us, but for sure I bet he is using one of his multiple passports to gain access to the Pearly Gates.  Two days after Willie's demise Don was able to take over the Wild Wild West and is keeping it open.  During an interview with Myra, the ex-flower lady, she told me how she remains responsible for paying off the debt held over for the uniforms of the girls and some other debts.  She is jobless at this time and only through the help of her mother is she able to make payments on these debts.  Since Don took over the Club maybe he could talk to Myra and see if he could lend some assistance to her or maybe those many friends of Willie could assist as well since Myra signed for those expenses on Willie's behalf.

A BLAST FROM THE PAST

A friend of mine sent me words I had written in one of my earlier articles and it is funny how as the years pass it seems that things just don't change all the much in the Philippines.

"What a very interesting political month we had in January.  Mrs. Horse was glued to the TV set, along with many others as President Estrada was forced to see the light through People Power II and finally retreated out the back door of the palace and sailed by barge into the sunset.  Gloria took her oath of President and now optimism/hope for a bright Philippine future has brought a sigh of relief to every Philippine citizen and to a hell of a lot of ex-pats as well.  With Estrada "stepping down" I thought the Peso would gain value so I changed some dollars at P46 to $l.  A day before it was still 54 to 1.  As usual, I made a wrong decision as Monday saw the peso at 47 and now it is 49 plus.  The politics remain interesting as Gloria's cabinet appointments are being questioned, Loi Estrada wanting to run for the Senate, former friends of Estrada seeking favors to testify against him, especially Mark Jimenez who will do anything to keep from being extradited to the United States to face criminal charges.  All of this is is keeping the economy down and the exchange rate favorable to those with dollars to spend.  Will justice be served this time or will Erap be allowed to go the same route of Imelda Marcos who continues to buy shoes and walk around quite freely to enjoy her millions?  It is a daily soap opera with interesting players and it is anyone's guess as to the outcome.  For sure, hope runs eternal that Gloria Macapagal will have the backbone to be a strong President and that she will be surrounded by honest, hard working supporters that will be interested in helping the country and not just filling their pockets with corruption stained pesos." 

It is kind of amusing isn't it!  Over the years we have been witness to the on-going drama of Estrada versus President Macapagal-Arroyo (GMA) whereby he has been "arrested", settled into comfortable living quarters, taken a trip to Hong Kong to reside in luxury while having his knees operated on by an American doctor, and after this long, still no further progress on his legal status; reminds me of Imelda Marcos who still makes a fool out of those in power.  Now GMA is on the hot seat with allegations of corruptness, especially accusations voiced against her husband and son. The opposition is working hard to try and get GMA out of office and there are numerous rumors of a coup, with the latest rumor indicating that a coup will take place in Dec (Rumor control number 16).  The common folks are not happy, especially with the E-Vat taking effect on 1 Nov (10% increase with another 2% to be added on 1 Jan) and being told that those folks that could hardly afford to feed themselves before the increase should just suck it up and do without for the good of the country.  Now, I don't understand economics but it seems that the World Bank is happy and now the Philippine Government can borrow more money so the same people that have been in power for many years can siphon off more into their personal bank accounts.  I wonder if any of the additional tax money will be used to help the people of the Philippines?  All I read is that with the additional money collected they will be able to make more payments to reduce the National debt that accumulated during this and past administrations so now they can borrow more money.  Despite all this borrowing of money, the Philippine Air Force does not have any planes to fly except for a few old ones that are seldom flown because they can't afford the fuel.  Additionally, it is reported that the PAF is losing most of their experienced pilots to commercial airlines because there are no planes for them to fly.  The budget for the local police officials to do their job is pathetic.  You want a criminal case investigated?  "eh, could you please help us by putting gas in our jeep" is a common PNP request. Meanwhile, the elite super rich businessmen in the country get away without paying any taxes or very little.  Sounds a little bit like some folks in the States where the middle class pay the bulk of the taxes.  But,  one thing for sure, it is still a pleasure to live here, just don't try to figure out what is going on!  Follow the advice of GMA - just, -  "suck it up"!   

The Clark Development Corp. (CDC) is working hard to inform visitors to Angeles City of the many package tours put together at Clark for tourists and locals alike to make their time at Angeles City more interesting.  Many tourists think that when coming here there is only bars and more bars to see and quite often they do not get past the nightlife.  For those interested in day time activities that offer a bit of adventure and picture taking opportunities the following tours are offered: 

    1.  Historical Tour - Features a museum tour, rolling tour of Clark, break time under the trees (bring your own lunch and drink), plant visits and shopping. (Price:  Php 100/person)

    2.   Arts and Crafts - Museum Tour, rolling tour of Clark, Jewelry-making, Origami, face painting, basic drawing, storytelling, shopping.  Inclusions - Materials for the respective courses.  The tour fee entitles the participant to two (2) of the listed activities.  (Price:  Php 150/Person)

    3.  Lahar Trek - Features a museum tour, rolling tour of Clark, lahar trewk, rapelling, group dynamics, break time under the trees (bring your own lunch and drink), outdoor games, shopping.  (Price:  Php 150/person)

    4.  River Trek - Features an Aeta cooking demo, river trek, river wading, river swimming, 4X4 ride, shopping.  Inclusions are one (1) tour guide per 10 pax, snacks, water, 4X4 vehicle. (Price: Php 500/person)

    5.  Proposed new tours for sometime next year are an orchid/citrus tour, kapampangan cuisine tour, Clark-Pinatubo Sky Tour, sports tour and much more.

Your contact for signing up for the various tours and more information is:   Office Address:  The Clark Museum, 2499 Sergio Osmena Street, Clark Field, Pampanga.  Telephone:  63 (45) 599-2854, 599-6235, 599-3222.  E-mail - info@visitclark.com , the website is www.visitclark.com . (I did have a name contact but she was fired two days after a briefing I attended - have not learned the name of her replacement).
   

TOURIST OF THE MONTH

Meet Chris Ridley, from Birmingham, Alabama who was just divorced last December and has now discovered that being divorced is not all that bad, as long as you can pop over to the Philippines once or twice a year.  Chris is a computer programmer and he explained to me that where many old timers remember Birmingham as a blue collar city, it is now mostly white collar workers who are involved in the medical trade. The City hosts the University State Medical Center of Alabama at Birmingham.  That sounded impressive to me and I guess they have no need for horses there.  Chris stayed at the Wild Orchid Resort and was impressed with it but he could only stay one week.  A hard working stiff, he only gets two weeks holiday a year and divides that time into visiting Angeles City for one week each in Feb and Oct of each year.  He's trying to figure out how to get his job transferred here.  You better believe that he enjoys himself while here and the ladies are all over this young guy that is young, single, has a good job and is very available. 

Now, wisdom runs in the family because his Uncle, Dan Patterson, introduced Chris to Angeles City and he is anxiously waiting for Jan to roll around as he will be returning to his favorite location for a bit of recreation.  Dan, when you hit town, drop by the Blue Boar Inn where I am stabled and have a drink or two.  Try to be here on 3 Dec for the Knights of the Brown Ring (AH) Club meeting. 

So, folks, this is an example of how "family oriented" Fields Ave can be, just like Disney Land, except with different "rides".

MAKE ME AN OFFER I CAN'T REFUSE

His name is Tony Gambino!  No, no, wait a minute, that's wrong - his name is really Anthony Philip Breddkin Heywood! He's a Yank - eh, no, he is British.  Hey, he's a retired colonel in the US Air Force!  My goodness, wrong again he is just the co-owner of what used to be Private Dancer and is now known as "Boys Night Out".  Tony is connected with the Gambino Mafia family, oops, wrong again, he just thinks he is.  He's a nice guy!  Well, one or two folks think he is but his tendency to threaten the lives of some of his fellow expats and their families kind of offsets that image.  Actually, it does not matter anymore as this man with one hell of an imagination and a bit of a hot temper was  arrested on the night of 18 Nov 05 and kept in the holding cell of Station four until Sunday when he conveniently complained of chest pains and managed to get himself checked into the hospital.  The only medical problem he had was a bit of high pressure, caused, naturally, by the forced stay in a terrible holding cell that did not offer a bunk or a chair to sit on.  Tony was charged for grave threat, alarm and scandal, resistance and disobedience, and concealing true name.  Some of the complainants against Tony are Wolfgang Fenchel, Erling Rune, and David Short.  After being released from the hospital Tony was able to make bail and is now lying low in his residence until Immigration figures out what to do with him.  There is the strong possibility that Immigration authorities may require him to leave the country.  Tony admits to threatening the life of Wolf and his family but denies the other allegations which is well enough, but there are so many complaints against this man that he would be better off starting another career in some other geographical area.  He could always go to New York and try to gain employment as an enforcer with some of the families he admires so much.   (Be advised that there are always two sides to a story and to be fair, during my interview with Tony he strongly denied any threats to personnel other than Wolf and felt that some people were just out to ruin him). 

SUNDAY CHARM

It is a great excuse to take your family out, or your favorite girl, for a nice relaxing luncheon at the Wild Orchid Resort.  The swimming pool view is pleasant, the people serving you are nice, the service is great and the touch of a Mariachi band that plays soft, melodic music as they drift from table to table is the final touch to a perfect afternoon.  The Mariachi members are from Olongapo and go by the name "Triple Choice.  If you visit Subic Base stop by the Tabola Italian restaurant to watch them in action but I guess at that location they must feature Italian songs.  Getting back to the Wild Orchid Resort, starting early this month they will be featuring a mouth watering Bar-b-q every Sunday and that should be a big draw.  You will notice that I include a picture of Ron Wakely here in front of a nice ship display but what interested me were the pictures in the background; when you visit the resort, check them out and you will see Ron in the company of Lee Marvin, one of my favorite actors.  Be warned though, Ron looks a lot younger in these pictures and a bit thinner so you may have trouble spotting him.

ANOTHER TONY

One of the perks from writing this column is that I get to meet a lot of people and I especially enjoy running into those folks that have been reading my words for a few years and do not hate me.  One of those readers is Tony (Pieman) Byrne, from Sydney, Australia. Tony has been making frequent visits to AC for a number of years and it is strange that our paths did not cross before.  He stays at the Orchid Inn and enjoys drinking and eating at Roy's Pub.  On the night I met him he was at the Blue Nile and Wee George introduced us.  Despite the loud music, somehow, Tony and I were able to communicate enough to get to know each other.  I hope the next time we meet it will be at Roy's Pub which is a bit quieter and we can talk without shouting in each other's ear.  Some year Priscilla the Horse and I hope to visit Sydney, Australia and see what it is like, and maybe look up some of the folks we have met over the years. 

CHRISTMAS CHEER FROM THE THI-HI

The ladies at the Thi-Hi Club are always ready to party, especially if a couple of single, young lads happen to wander in.  Since December was so close the ladies and the two very happy customers decided to wish all the readers of this column a very Merry Christmas.  Now the picture to the right appears a little wider than usual, but if you click on it, the normal view will pop up. 

A LOOK AT THE FUTURE

These two pictures will give you an idea of what one side of Santos will look like sometime next year and I tried to include a view of the interior of the condos that are currently being sold like hotcakes.  They are out of my price range but it appears that the Orchid boys are on the right track.  If you like the old Santos Street, you better get here real soon and get some pictures because it won't be long before another landmark becomes history.

A RELUCTANT BEAUTY

I do not know this very attractive lady's name nor any other details other than the fact that she is tall, has a good figure, a charming face and a smile that lights up the room.  I spotted her at the Dirty Duck on the night that Atlee and the management team were celebrating the official completion of their renovations that added 32 seats to the Club.  I kept trying to get her picture but she avoided me and it became a bit of a joke between us.  Even one of the managers could not get her to pose.  The most I could get was her back and I had given up the quest.  But, as I was reviewing the pictures of some of the dancers on the stage I happened to notice, in the corner of the picture, that by accident I had managed to get the picture I sought.  I was able to blow it up enough for you to see the woman, who in my opinion, was the best looking young lady in the Club that night.    

12 YEARS OF FUN

No doubt many people will disagree with me, but I feel that the Road House is one of the better run Clubs on Fields Ave and one of the most successful over the long run.  Mark has indeed provided 12 years of fun for any patron entering his establishment.  You can also thank his right hand lady, Girlie for contributing to that success.  I do believe that Mark would be lost without her at his side, helping to run the business.  On top of that, I think she is one of the finest ladies in AC that I have had the pleasure of meeting.  She is smart, personable and completely loyal to Mark and the business.  Imagine how patient she has had to be to work that closely with Mark for 12 years, some folks don't last 24 hours.  As usual, on this festive occasion the place was packed, the food was plentiful and delicious and Mr. Smith displayed his normal organizational abilities.  It was a bit different seeing him in a WHITE long sleeve shirt and wearing glasses which made him look like a gentle version of Telly Salvalas, all that was lacking was the lollipop. 

CHRISTMAS IN CHRISTMAS

OK Guys and Dolls, it is that time of year again.  The last fund raiser this year for the Bahay Bata Streetchildren's Center will take place on 28 Dec 05 at the Roadhouse.  I do not have to go into any details here because most of the readers of this column are very familiar with this project and the great effort Mark and many others put in to provide a home, medical care and education for the Angeles City street children.  With a monthly budget of approximately P250,000 it is only through the help of the many folks that empty out their pockets a couple of times a year that the Center is able to achieve the success experienced in the last few years.  It is a very worthwhile project dear to the hearts of many people and I am sure that many will answer the call, once again, on 28 Dec.  See you there. 

OLD CLUB OWNERS DON'T DIE

And this one refuses to "fade away".  Dave (Mo) certainly knows how to celebrate a birthday and only he can make it an all day, all night affair.  What 63 year old man would not want to be able to celebrate becoming a year older while surrounded by so many lovely women?  Did Mo enjoy himself?  You better believe it!  Did he get a lot of cake in his face?  Yep!  Did he love every minute of it?  Oh boy, absolutely!  Not only does Mo enjoy himself but but he makes sure that all those attending his various parties do as well.  Mo has an eye for hiring some very attractive ladies and over the years it appears that his eyesight is getting better rather than degenerating.  Of course, one must realize that if they had a contest to select Angeles City's Dirtiest Old Man I suspect that he would be in the top five.  Hey Mo, that is one contest you have not thought about yet, how about it?  There has to be a lot of contenders in this town and the judges, of course, would have to be female. By the way, happy birthday old man! 

MEET THE FAT BASTARDS

I happened to walk into Bretto's meat shop and restaurant one night last month and found a few well fed lads sitting around a table in a very festive mood.  The wine was flowing and Bretto himself indicated that he had been sampling the red stuff since early afternoon.  They called themselves the "Fat Bastards" and indicated that the gathering was to spread good will upon Brian Waters (Australian Blue Tongue Lizard) after his heart operation.  This gathering stemmed from the wine club that meets every Monday at the Phoenix hotel for their lamb feast.  Each of the lads said that two years ago they were all quite thin but after attending each of the Monday meetings since it began they gradually evolved into the "Fat Bastards".  There is an actual Club House for these lads located in Campbells Beach Resort at Big Lalaguna, Pueta Galera.  Bob Campbell wanted to pass on that if anyone wanted an 06 Fat Bastards calendar they could contact him at campbellsbiglalagunaresort@yahoo.com.ph .     

I WOULD IF I COULD

It had been a while since I checked out the Blue Nile Club but I decided it was time for this old Horse to drop by and buy manager, Wee George, a drink.  I try not to make a habit of doing such a thing but I had spent a month saving up my change and was feeling generous.  While talking to George and the "Pieman" I happened to see, a few feet away this lovely 5'8" waitress named Daisy.  This picture probably does not do her justice but I do believe you will get a fairly good idea of why she caught my attention.  Naturally she is single and I was surprised to learn that she was raised in Angeles City.  She is 26 years old and I think that is a very good age, not too young and definitely, not too old.  It was a crowded, busy night and I did not get to interview her as long as I would have liked so I did not get to ask all the details that I normally pass on to the readers.  What the hell, I think that you would agree that she looks good enough that anyone interested can do their own research.  

NO BIRD FLU AT THE QUACK-QUACK CLUB

The Dirty Duck, since it opened has been a very successful afternoon Club and the original owners were more than pleased at the success of their investment.  As things go in this town, ownership changed and the well known, successful Club owner Atlee added the Dirty Duck to his stable of various businesses.  What was already a success became even more popular and successful.  Enough so to convince Atlee to extend the operating hours and to make renovations that added more room and streamlined the appearance.  The operating hours are from 1200 hours to 0500 hrs seven days a week and there are 80 ladies on hand to keep your eyes occupied.  The amazing thing is that the changes were made without ever closing down and that took a lot of planning.  The renovation completion party was a huge success and I have never seen Atlee with such a big smile as he carried a tray of candy shots around to pass out to the attendees.  Make sure you visit the Dirty Duck and a bird flu shot is not necessary as the chicks on hand are checked every week.  Folks, this is a fun stop on any barhopping jaunt, well done Atlee.

HIDDEN VALE SPORTS RESORT

Left to right we have the Lawn Bowls teams from Brunei and Malaysia and then the dynamic trio of Blue Boy Nepomoceno, Rey Pineda and Mark Smith. The two Lawn Bowls teams were early birds in checking out the venue for the SEA Games Lawn Bowls competition.  We are hoping that Malaysia does not dominate as they have in the past and that our own Hidden Vale team will give them a run for the gold.  Blue Boy was on hand checking out all the improvements being made to the Resort and the future plans that promise to turn this Club into one of the most sought out memberships in town.  When this picture was taken Mark Smith was fast running out of steam after chasing contractors around all day.  They are pictured standing in front of the newly tarred road that would soon welcome a new layer of asphalt.  I have been told that starting in January the monthly dues will double from P500 to P1,000 a month and this time, I have no complaints for, at long last, very visible improvements are being made. The Club House will be fantastic featuring separate changing rooms for men and women with lockers, toilets and saunas and I mean first class construction as well.  Members can look forward to two to three different dining areas with one featuring fine dining, gym facilities with free weights and tension machines as well as jogging machines.  At least two new access routes will lead to Hidden Vale, one from the road next to Zapatas and one from Friendship which will allow members and guests to avoid a lot of the congested traffic one normally runs into.  There is an energy, and resolve that I have never seen displayed at Hidden Vale and the biggest change is that, this time, one can see the positive results taking place on a daily basis.  By the way, this Horse is so optimistic that I just paid my dues a year which, of course, allows me to save P6,000 over the next year.  You don't have to believe what I am writing, just go and take a look for yourself.   

It is time for me to hook up the old calesa and get on out of here.  As I get older the years seem to pass all too quickly and the arthritis in my fingers is making it a bit more difficult to write this column.  Priscilla is always happy when I put this column to bed each month for she says, only then can she grab my attention for a few days before I start all over again.  One year she will lose her patience with me and I will have to sign off permanently, but until then, be happy, be safe, and please, be kind to horses.

Harry the Horse - The man about town